Belgium 2025: Red Sebastian - Strobe Lights

[Tisch]

(complimentary)

Obviously!

 

[Lucille]

So many entries this NF season are trying to SERVE CUNT, without realising they don’t have the innate CUNTINESS that’s required.

It BEARS REPEATING!

 

[Madison]

What is this odd language she’s singing in?

 

[FetchFugly]

Fun for Spotify.

 

[Tisch]

This one of my my favourites when I listened to the playlist earlier today on my run (btw I went for a run today) but that was RIDICULOUS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What is this odd language she’s singing in?

And can she PLEASE STOP IMMEDIATELY

 

[Tisch]

Fun for Spotify.

(Complimentary)

 

[auretz]

Mustii really has been disowned hasn't he? Emmelie de Forrest turning up for ANOTHER National Final , she's OBSESSED

Mustii was the Walloon representative, this is a Flemish year - they basically act as two separate countries in this, I don’t think either ever recognises the other’s acts (other than Sandra Kim)

 

[Soldi]

@Pingu said we’d be able to skip through the songs after Melfest and we’re fully caught up on SONG 2

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is that a BRIBE he's holding?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did she just get paid ON STAGE?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@Pingu said we’d be able to skip through the songs after Melfest and we’re fully caught up on SONG 2

They're going to crash into Spain!

 

[Lucille]

Apparently this is about her monster pussy.

 

[Dark Carnival]

They're going to crash into Spain!

Sorry BELGIAM, I have already made my choice.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Apparently this is about her monster pussy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Apparently this is about her monster pussy.

Just once there should be song about a DEMURE VAGINA

 

[Lucille]

Bit shouty.

 

[Tisch]

Oh this is good

 

[Madison]

This is good.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What are the props for please?

 

[Dark Carnival]

There’s potential there but those vox, girl

 

[Tisch]

Absolutely OVEN READY for the Eurovision Stage. Send it now.

 

[Madison]

Nice slide.

 

[Tisch]

There’s potential there but those vox, girl

What are you watching!!? They're fantastic!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is pretty fucking solid. God bless Lasgo's second singer.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What are you watching!!? They're fantastic!

Breathy, shouty, shaky!

 

[FetchFugly]

Quite good. And well done JELLE for throwing yourself into the knee slide.

 

[D5K]

I miss when Melfest had songs like this

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The LEAP in quality so far compared to Melfest.

(No one tells @Suomi I said this)

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Her pussy is out.

 

[Tisch]

Breathy, shouty, shaky!

Poignant, touching, and A BELGIAM DIAMOND!

 

[Madison]

 

[Lucille]

Oh now we’re talking!

 

[Tisch]

I've just booked an Airbnb in Ghent for May 2026 x

 

[Lucille]

Quite SULTRY.

 

[Dark Carnival]

She’s SELLING it

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Remarkably solid.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's a bit STAGE SCHOOL.

Can we replace everyone on stage with people who have actually LOST THEIR VIRGINITY please

 

[Dark Carnival]

PAPAPARARAPA

 

[Soldi]