Cilla Black DEAD

[Funky]

Safe to say she would never have made it to judges houses.

 

[lolly]

Safe to say she would never have made it to judges houses.

I bet she'd still have got into Girls Aloud over Javine, though.

 

[Funky]

Am i also going to be the first to comment on her racist retelling of Let It Snow? There’s so much to unpack - why did it need to be given a Latin makeover, whose decision was it to ask her to do a Latin accent, and did anyone actually check to see if she could even do the accent in the first place?

That sort of performance wouldn’t even be acceptable if it was your drunk Gran doing karaoke in your kitchen on Boxing Day.

 

[ButterTart]

Safe to say she would never have made it to judges houses.

Shame, really. If there's one thing she's good at, it's dying on the patio of a Spanish villa after entertaining rich cokeheads.

 

[jivafox]

 

[COB]

God, just imagine what it was like the second the cameras stopped rolling

 

[Lucille]

The TERROR in that poor woman’s eyes!

 

[ButterTart]

How nice that Clurr (84) could have her gal pals released from the secure unit long enough to film these precious seconds of Cilla behaving more or less like a human.

 

[Shoat]

Love that Clurr's immediate instinct was to cry and attempt escape

 

[octophone]

A wee festive treat to see this bumped. Cheers!

 

[Funky]

Why does she have the Lancashiah vowels when she’s from Liverpool ?

Nobody West of Manchester ever pronounces Claire CLURRRR

 

[Madíson]

Oh no. Don’t you try and foist her on Greater Manchester. She’s your responsibility.

 

[Funky]

Oh no. Don’t you try and foist her on Greater Manchester. She’s your responsibility.

It was worth a TRY

 

[Suomi]

I know our feelings about Cilla but we’ve been cracking up at what happens at 1:15 (watch from beginning though)

 

[jivafox]

MADAME!

 

[Jark]

quite a classy move from our Cilla. I bet she NEVER SPOKE TO THAT MAN AGAIN.

 

[octophone]

Cilla: You can't fire me, I quit! Everyone: that's OK, it's going down the tubes anyway, hen. Just don't sing on yr way out, eh?

 

[GNL]

 

[GinAg (39)]

This exists

 

[GinAg (39)]

Actually quite rousing. Ireland should have sent this.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Her stunning pitch perfect cover of Knowing Me Knowing You



REMIXED FOR YOUR PLEASURE

 

[GinAg (39)]

WHY AM I LISTENING TO CILLA BLACK REMIXES?

 

[GinAg (39)]

I need to consume bleach and cleanse with wire wool.

 

[lolly]

WHY AM I LISTENING TO CILLA BLACK REMIXES?

That one is properly good though, and my favourite Cilla song full stop. For most of it she actually SINGS, rather than whispers and/or honks.

 

[Vicky the Vole]

This exists

Like she cared about any of the stuff in that song!

 

[Finn]

She'll have had a vested interest in the 'No hell below us' part

 

[Lucille]

Girls I’m a little worried Cilla has re-incarnated.

 

[COB]

Looking at his profile that man is fighting for his life, just log off!

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Zu]

Imagine being pissed silly and rashly posting thoughtless and ill-judged comments on the internet

I CAN'T EVEN!

 

[VoR]

Ironically, his profile includes 'Ban billionaires'.

 

[Zu]

At least Beardy is providing everyone with someone to hate and provide distraction from their own grisly personalities for the next hour or so. It's almost a PUBLIC SERVICE!

 

[straightorbroken]

I wonder if Cilla will start to tweet from the other place too. Does hell have good wifi?

 

[Iguana]

Looking at his profile that man is fighting for his life, just log off!

I can only see him repeatedly apologising and acknowledging a need to check his privilege!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He is UNHINGED (and not in a fun way)

 

[ButterTart]

My friend saw Cilla’s grave today. Delighted to confirm that the cheesewire mesh and laser grid were undisturbed, which means she’s still dead.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[GinAg (39)]

My friend saw Cilla’s grave today. Delighted to confirm that the cheesewire mesh and laser grid were undisturbed, which means she’s still dead.

Was it @GNL meeting a friend?

 

[ButterTart]

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My mate did say ‘it says singer, which is a bit of a stretch’.

 

[GinAg (39)]

It really should have been an unmarked grave and she should have had her OBE posthumously withdrawn.

Still waiting for the Newsnight expose to justify said actions.