Cilla Black DEAD

[Inner Smile]

Silly moo

 

[Inner Smile]

SUPRISE SUPRISEEEE

FUCK OFF!

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

What a surprise! The unexpected really DOES hit you right between the eyes.

I think this is my favourite post of all time.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

CILLA IN SCANDINAVIA, which the critics are calling "fucking appauling", now available on BBC4 and iPlayer.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

Oh god she’s not going to be in Stockholm next year is she

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh god she’s not going to be in Stockholm next year is she

She's everywhere, all the time.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

She's everywhere, all the time.

 

[C’est la VoR]

I love how she’s been dead for eight years and we’re STILL regularly discovering fresh horrors in her back catalogue…

 

[Inner Smile]

Haha you lot are obsessed with this old witch

 

[VV]

I forgot she was already dead for a split second when I saw this thread come up.

 

[Kaleen]

I forgot she was already dead for a split second when I saw this thread come up.

I forget every day and then I smile when I remember.

 

[Finnland]

 

[ButterTart]

It's actually impressive how foul her voice is. How many cocks did she have to peel with those teeth to end up so successful?

 

[COB]

It's actually impressive how foul her voice is. How many cocks did she have to peel with those teeth to end up so successful?

Actually FULL BODY CRINGED at this wordsmithery

 

[ButterTart]

Actually FULL BODY CRINGED at this wordsmithery

I was originally going to say 'grate' so I feel you got off lightly.

 

[straightorbroken]

Well we now know what happened to the actor who played Cher's son in Mask (1985) then.

 

[octophone]

I was listening to the audiobook of Madness's autobiography and discovered that we can blame Suggs's mum for Cilla Black. She was a club singer around Liverpool when Suggs was just a baby and one night, she did a swap with a young singer who was looking to get a bit more experience - yup, that singer was Cilla Black and Suggs believes that it was *that night* Cilla was 'discovered' by her first agent.

Now, I've not fact checked this but since Moopy also dislikes Madness, I figured I would chuck it in.

 

[lolly]

Just reading a fascinating article on pinknews about Lucy Spraggan, and look what pops up

 

[Zu]

“Oh Cilla, thank you for a simply superb supper in your REPULSIVE HOME”

 

[Zu]

“Repulsive”

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Happy Christmas everyone

 

[KNT]

Rumour has it the Wirral Hovel was actually Cilla's REPULSIVE home.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

 

[jyxz]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Isn’t this a scene from Threads?

 

[jyxz]

Isn’t this a scene from Threads?

Yes. She pisses into her moonboots.

 

[TiShh]

Cilla's snazzy orange tracksuit clearly a tribute to her favourite sinful snack

 

[jyxz]

Cilla's snazzy orange tracksuit clearly a tribute to her favourite sinful snack

ITS A SKI SUIT

 

[jivafox]

Cilla's snazzy orange tracksuit clearly a tribute to her favourite sinful snack

She just shits herself to add the Oxo

 

[TiShh]

ITS A SKI SUIT

Where's that Zu? Need his opinion on the EXPENSIVE FASHIONS

 

[Shoat]

I assume NATO must have deployed troops to Holyhead in response?

 

[Nancy]

I'm going to be singing HOORAY FOR HOLYHEAD all day. It's very catchy.

 

[Nancy]

Cilla Black seems to be quite popular in Brighton.

 

[jyxz]

Happy 8 year anniversary moopy!

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

How is everybody celebrating?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

How is everybody celebrating?

Heroin

 

[VV]

They could make it an annual holiday for cabin crew.

 

[ButterTart]

How is everybody celebrating?

Dining alone at a table reserved for somebody else

 

[jyxz]

Was in the presence of greatness earlier