Cilla Black DEAD

[I Saw Funky Kissing Santa Claus]

Who knew that a Cilla Black obituary would be one of the most enduring threads on moopy of all time

 

[Kratz My Goal]

Today I met a 13 year old golden retriever called Cilla.

I was going to go ‘speaking of OLD BITCHES’ but this Cilla had just got over cancer and had a poorly leg so it didn’t feel right. She also put her paw on my knee.

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

Cilla pulls out a baggie for a quick line.

 

[No room at the Finn]

I'd not seen the whole thing before! "She's probably one of my closest friends now" is the maddest thing about this whole magnificent scenario

 

[Kala]

Cilla pulls out a baggie for a quick line.

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Quick? From what I heard, her snd Dale Winton were proper bagheads!

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

 

[Happy Xmas (VoR is Over!)]

She was SO EVIL

 

[Auld Lang Zen]

That POOR WOMAN

 

[Vicky the Vole]

This one randomly came up on TikTok today too:

 

[Santos Claus]

Why was she allowed to get away with such evil for so long. These are not sounds anyone could possibly enjoy.

 

[I Gave You My Tart]

She really has the most actively disgusting voice in the history of recorded media.

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

This one randomly came up on TikTok today too:

A generation grew up where that was considered primetime entertainment. No wonder the country is in the state it is now.

 

[Ill Advised]

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

That POOR WOMAN

You can't convince me she doesn't have a gun in her back

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

Honestly, with Surprise Surprise, Section 28 and acid wash denim, I'm going to try and get a few months off with CPTSD.

 

[Kratz My Goal]

She really did have a DREADFUL voice

 

[hallilujah]

She really did have a DREADFUL voice

Makes our Geru sound like an Angle.

 

[Jingle Bell Reet]

She really did have a DREADFUL voice

It was like the word SHRILL was invented just for her.

 

[Kratz My Goal]

I was just watching Sheridan's Smith's rendition of 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' (from the drama a few years back). Sheridan being a far better singer - it doesn't flatter Our Cilla.

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

She really did have a DREADFUL voice

She was an absolute MONSTER

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

It was like the word SHRILL was invented just for her.

And yet SOMEHOW, that soft, sickly voice she did was even worse.

And there was NO IN BETWEEN

 

[hallilujah]

It was like the word SHRILL was invented just for her.

HPO2023

 

[Vicky the Vole]

I think I may have just seen the worst cover version of all-time!

 

[No room at the Finn]

The sheer scale of what she was able to get away with unchallenged in her lifetime. She was the ITV equivalent of Savile.

 

[Kratz My Goal]

What were all these random recordings in aid of?

 

[Kratz My Goal]

Truly diabolical tone

 

[BoysForSeles]

What were all these random recordings in aid of?

So the definitive versions of the songs are out there.

 

[GingerbreadAg (39)]

They were just pieces for her shit TV shows.

 

[Vicky the Vole]

...and people moan about the current state of TV!!!

 

[Kratz My Goal]

Is there anyway we can bring her back via the power of AI?

 

[Elliez Navidad]

Is there anyway we can bring her back via the power of AI?

Like a touring hologram?

 

[No room at the Finn]

Is there anyway we can bring her back via the power of AI?

That AI Summit the UK government hosted the other week was called with the sole aim of stopping this

 

[jyxz]

she really went for that finale

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

she really went for that finale

 

[A Lolly Dolly Christmas]

 

[Elliez Navidad]

It’s like someone has been let out of the asylum and tue audience is just patiently waiting for the medics to turn up and sedate her.

In my early childhood I never actually realised she was a professional singer until my parents started buying 60s compilation cassettes. I just thought she was a TV presenter who liked showing off.

 

[Christian]

Cilla's Shoulder Shrugging game really is NEXT LEVEL

All that action at every high-ish note and hideous belt

 

[Christian]

That POOR WOMAN

I'm hooked on this clip! The freezing weather, the poor woman conductor not being allowed to make eye contact with the TALENT ("face forward or I'm shoving you off this train"), the chorus chaps having to give their tickets to Conductor Cilla in a jaunty fashion.

Nobody does it like Cilla anymore (thank God).

 

[Underneath the Shee]

Why is everyone suddenly OBSESSED with hokey Cilla vocals from the 80s? Just about every POSTWHORE GAY on Twitter and Instagram is either digging something up or repurposing it for their own merits. Some of them aren't even THAT noteworthy.