Croatia 2023: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!

[AGinAg (38)]

Off to a DIABOLICAL START.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The Nazi drag is winning.

 

[VoR]

Have the results started?

 

[D5K]

These are the regional juries that make up 50% of the vote.

 

[Soldi]

1 to Nevera? DEATH TO PULA

 

[Soldi]

Has anyone even listened to Mama šč?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's pure horror

 

[D5K]

Has anyone even listened to Mama šč?

I don't even know how to pronounce it.

 

[Soldi]

Yasss Dubrovnik

 

[D5K]

I like them calling the televote "vox populi".

 

[D5K]

Good televote for Nevera...

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Mama SC won

 

[Soldi]

UGH

 

[Soldi]

SERBIA TO INVADE AGAIN PLZ

 

[Penelope]

I'm told this is the other favourite in the lineup. Fun enough novelty bollocks, presumably would get the people going in the hall in Liverpool

Cannot resent it winning, for all the above reasons (plus the total walkover result). It's a likely qualifier at least, which isn't an easy ask of Croatia most years - they've been out since the self-duet with My Friend in 2017!

 

[D5K]

Good televote for Nevera...

...but not enough (by a mile).

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Really making the point that it has been a truly dreadful night.

 

[Alla]

What the hell did just win here??

 

[AGinAg (38)]

SUPER SHITE SATURDAY

 

[Penelope]

 

[D5K]

SUPER SHITE SATURDAY

"Pooper Saturday" surely?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Oh my God

WHY? HOW?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

It doesn’t even appeal to PAPA PERVERSITY here!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Has Russia spiked the European water stream with ACID?

 

[win_the_game]

I suppose someone has to cover for Georgia this year.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Worse than blood in eggs

 

[Alla]

Let's be positive... one less rival

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Worse than vegans.

 

[D5K]

Let's be positive... one less rival

Ah but this is the year some of us are still dreaming of actually attending.

 

[VoR]

Just looked at a translation of the lyrics and they seem very... political

Mama bought a tractor
Mama kissed the moron
That little psychopath
A vile little psychopath
Crocodile psychopath
Mama, I'm going to war

 

[GNL]

What in the post-soviet fever dream?

Obviously not a song I would ever listen to, and not, some might say, a song at all, but you do need a sprinkle of this kind of unhinged nonsense in to liven things up a bit.

 

[D5K]

The reprise is on and I can't quite believe what I'm watching.

 

[Penelope]

I don't even know how to pronounce it.

SHH-CH

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

What in the post-soviet fever dream?

Obviously not a song I would ever listen to, and not, some might say, a song at all, but you do need a sprinkle of this kind of unhinged nonsense in to liven things up a bit.

It’s no Leto Svet

 

[D5K]

SHH-CH

Wonder if it's supposed to be a rifle-cocking sound.

 

[Soldi]

Surely LAST IN THE SEMI unless Serbia give them DOUZE?!

 

[D5K]

 

[Soldi]

Falling as quick as Croatia’s odds to win

 

[Penelope]

Surely LAST IN THE SEMI unless Serbia give them DOUZE?!

I mean, it's going to do better than Latvia.

 

[ZenGiraffe]