Croatia 2025: Marko Bošnjak - Poison Cake

[Penelope]

Not touring GLASGOW!

 

[Lucille]

Oh another one.

 

[Pingu]

Why have we gone from a live Baby Lasagna performance to a pre-recorded one?!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How is it somehow WORSE!?

 

[Penelope]

God I really do utterly loathe this song.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not touring GLASGOW!

 

[Lucille]

Groundbreaking stuff!

 

[Penelope]

Firebombing my television and EVACUATING THE HOUSE!

 

[Penelope]

Wonder how many of those backing dancers will be going to town on lovely Luka tonight

 

[GNL]

I think we ALL need a round of decompress.

 

[Penelope]

*commits Hungerford massacre*

 

[Lucille]

No wine in the house so I’m afraid I’ll be FULLY CONSCIOUS for these wicked results.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The WICKEDNESS begins

 

[Lucille]

 

[Penelope]

Oh those poison cake devils better not GET THE TICKET.

 

[Penelope]

Who is this FAGGOT?

 

[Penelope]

At least ZNAK is still IN CONTENTION

 

[Penelope]

at those Armenian queens going for Monopol

 

[Lucille]

More like URINAL CAKE am I right?

 

[Lucille]

What is wrong with people?

 

[Lucille]

It was GARBAGE!

 

[Lucille]

You show the snow devils are giving it a 12 as well.

 

[Penelope]

Oh I absolutely need an emoji of that Poison Cake queen with his face in his hands in FAUX SHOCK

 

[Penelope]

Here's how Monopol can still win,

 

[Lucille]

Please all caress your nipples in support of ZNAK.

 

[auretz]

Surely Poison Cake won’t actually do anything at Eurovision? Or is this what gen z actually want?

 

[IntoTheDark]

I think the Finnish spokesperson’s ’I’m having a brain aneurysm’ line is in reference to everyone’s reaction to the jury votes here

 

[auretz]

Well this endless VT is really helping to keep the momentum up

 

[Penelope]

Getting out the clamps in SUPPORT of NIPPLEPEOPLE

 

[Penelope]

The poor, BRAVE unplayable character Laurakojapjeva

 

[Penelope]

at 11 for Monopol

 

[Kratz]

Oh no, are Croatia going for another ‘we’re mad, us’ entry?

 

[Lucille]

THE WICKEDNESS!!!!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

HOW DARE THEY

 

[Lucille]

My nipples just fell CLEAN OFF in shock.

 

[Penelope]

NOOOOOO

 

[Lucille]

HOW DARE THEY

The PEASANTRY!

 

[Penelope]

NINETEEN POINTS?!

 

[Lucille]

An evil result either way.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

AaAaA at these results