Delicious 70s food and charming home furnishings

[Raining on Me]

Are we supposed to be more disgusted by the zombie tortoise fish or the lumpy pale slop in the foreground? Mmmmm

How the hell did I miss this thread. Sat there cackling and wretching over my morning cup of tea at the same time

 

[Penelope]

I was watching a Rachel Khoo cookery programme earlier and she dished up this monstrosity which looked like it vomited up its insides onto a handy nearby dish and promptly died.

She made her friends eat it too.

Both look delicious!

 

[COB]

I was watching a Rachel Khoo cookery programme earlier and she dished up this monstrosity which looked like it vomited up its insides onto a handy nearby dish and promptly died.

She made her friends eat it too.

Imagining it wearing a wig and HOOTING

 

[Zu]

LOOK! It's CAULIFLOWER SURPRISE THE SEQUEL! (Jim Steinman Remix)

God that looks DRY and there’s naught as nasty as a DRY DINNER

 

[Zu]

DELICIOUS

 

[Zu]

Nothing nicer than EVAP

 

[Kate]

All I can think about is the fact that evap is SWEET. Tinned salmon in a sweet milky sauce. MMMM!

 

[COB]

 

[Zu]

EXQUISITE

I’ve never thought of it in terms of being “a” Spam. Oh it’s a whole new world

 

[Kate]

PLANK MY SPAM

 

[Saltwater]

Seeing the Carnation milk and Spam in the packaging I remember them being, makes me feel like a billion years old.

 

[Zu]

Seeing the Carnation milk and Spam in the packaging I remember them being, makes me feel like a billion years old.

Oh it was only a few years ago. Anyway, we exist so these silly little sluts know what’s coming to them

 

[COB]

How about this very special offer for a much-missed Moopy favourite?

Let me go back!!!

 

[COB]

I was just accused by a certain someone of going on about the same things over and over! Well OBVIOUSLY

 

[Zu]

I was just accused by a certain someone of going on about the same things over and over! Well OBVIOUSLY

HOW DARE THEY

And anyway, it's all in the LOUNGE JD

 

[Zu]

A whole 4P OFF will certainly save on the housekeeping

 

[Zu]

In a TIN!

 

[Zu]

Not that I could ever be accused of going on about the same things over and over

 

[Kate]

Popping into this thread whilst editing my Ocado order and WHOOPSIE a cheese & onion Fray Bentos seems to have fallen into my trolley!

I see they are also doing microwaveable curry/pasta pots now but WHAT IS BENTOS WITHOUT THE PASTRY? HMM?

 

[Zu]

Popping into this thread whilst editing my Ocado order and WHOOPSIE a cheese & onion Fray Bentos seems to have fallen into my trolley!

I see they are also doing microwaveable curry/pasta pots now but WHAT IS BENTOS WITHOUT THE PASTRY? HMM?

I think we can all agree that the pastry is ALLES

 

[Kate]

MARIE has only given it 3 stars, saying "The top of the pastry was crispy but underneath was stodgy"

YES LUV THAT'S THE POINT

 

[Pipo]

oh wow

 

[Pipo]

the TALANT!

 

[Pipo]

 

[COB]

Is that a raw mince log I spy? FESTIVE

 

[Zu]

I don't like to point the finger but I was recently molested by the pie-eyed goblin SUR LA DROITE

NICE TREE THOUGH

 

[Zu]

Is that a raw mince log I spy? FESTIVE

Anyone who's anyone adores RAW MINCE

SOPHISTICATION AT ITS FINEST

 

[Zu]

Especially raw mince with Dream Topping

 

[GinAg (39)]

I know it's the middle of summer, but all of a sudden I have the desire to FIST A TURKEY.

 

[GinAg (39)]

I have never ever had a toast topper

 

[Kate]

oh wow

I can't make out the writing so I'm just going to assume that's SPAM in the middle and Salt & Vinegar Chipsticks on the outside. 7/10 would eat if hungry

 

[GinAg (39)]

Is the candle edible? I do hope so.

Also that crisp bowl is so impractical it's practically FASHION.

 

[Zu]

I have never ever had a toast topper

PLEASE NO

 

[GinAg (39)]

PLEASE NO

Oh I had plenty of other 80s trash food, but I realise now my mother suffered from aspiration.

 

[Zu]

Oh I had plenty of other 80s trash food, but I realise now my mother suffered from aspiration.

ALWAYS AN ERROR

 

[Zu]

MARIE has only given it 3 stars, saying "The top of the pastry was crispy but underneath was stodgy"

YES LUV THAT'S THE POINT

I have to warn you all against Tesco's SAUSAGE AND MASH PIE

I thought OH THAT LOOKS TASTY but how the first consonant of an adjective can alter without warning

THE WORD IS NASTY

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/305965854

 

[lolly]

A whole 4P OFF will certainly save on the housekeeping

And there's no expiry date!

 

[COB]

And there's no expiry date!

Can be redeemed even after the products have been discontinued, talk about a boon

 

[Zu]

Can be redeemed even after the products have been discontinued, talk about a boon

A whole FOUR PENCE!

 

[lolly]

I can't make out the writing so I'm just going to assume that's SPAM in the middle and Salt & Vinegar Chipsticks on the outside. 7/10 would eat if hungry

Sounds like fucking FOOD OF THE GODS at about 11pm after a few gins