Kala
Call the police
Yes, it's the Patsy Gallant classic. I'm surprised no-one has done a cover of this before, but it falls down to Those 2 Girls backing vocalist Denise to give us a rendition, produced by Steve Anderson and Terry Ronald, so it's about as close to Kylie as you're gonna get. Remixes by 7th Heaven, naturally.
It's GAY as FUCK of course, but actually, it's not a bad version overall. Would totally be here for a DVO disco covers album!