Don't tell Monday the babysitter's dead

[straightorbroken]

Morning!

 

[big ron]

I AM VERY TIRED

 

[Lucille]

My MENTAL HEALTH has improved immensely now I can stare out of my window and see squirrels running around the trees rather than a BRICK WALL and a CRACK PIPE. WHO KNEW?!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My MENTAL HEALTH has improved immensely now I can stare out of my window and see squirrels running around the trees rather than a BRICK WALL and a CRACK PIPE. WHO KNEW?!?

One week away from THE BINS and suddenly she has DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

 

[octophone]

Morning all! Bright and sunny. I should buy new sunglasses before prices start to go up...

 

[Lucille]

One week away from THE BINS and suddenly she has DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR

LADY MUCK!!

 

[octophone]

New Squarepusher album is a banger, by the way. 3 lovely solo guitar pieces and 9 slabs of the usual but its the best "the usual" has been for a few years. Thus ends the public service announcement.

 

[straightorbroken]

Just back from the gym. My old PT now works at the gym I go to for my current PT. Despite staring at me several times over the last 2 times I've been (and after my current one telling me how rude people say he is), he proceeded to pretend not to know who I was when I shouted on him. It was the hat apparently. I hope the laugh didn't make it too obvious how obvious it was he was lying, but unfortunately sometimes you have to keep yourself right even if you're giving them a chance to act funny with you. This is the PT who used to rest his balls on my forehead when I benchpressed - I think we're a bit beyond pretending to not recognise each other. This gym is a bit like Shameless - during lockdown the police were chapping, so inside they got friends to call the police to say there had been a stabbing at the community centre in order to get rid of them.

 

[RJN]

Just back from the gym. My old PT now works at the gym I go to for my current PT. Despite staring at me several times over the last 2 times I've been (and after my current one telling me how rude people say he is), he proceeded to pretend not to know who I was when I shouted on him. It was the hat apparently. I hope the laugh didn't make it too obvious how obvious it was he was lying, but unfortunately sometimes you have to keep yourself right even if you're giving them a chance to act funny with you. This is the PT who used to rest his balls on my forehead when I benchpressed - I think we're a bit beyond pretending to not recognise each other. This gym is a bit like Shameless - during lockdown the police were chapping, so inside they got friends to call the police to say there had been a stabbing at the community centre in order to get rid of them.

Every sentence of this went a new direction I wasn’t expecting

 

[KindaCool]

I'm thinking of starting a Ponzi scheme.

 

[Indie]

I'm thinking of starting a Ponzi scheme.

I've already got one, maybe you'd like to invest in mine? It's high return and you can sell it on to others.

 

[octophone]

Morning all! Bright and sunny. I should buy new sunglasses before prices start to go up...

...so I did. 2 pairs.

 

[KindaCool]

I've already got one, maybe you'd like to invest in mine? It's high return and you can sell it on to others.

 

[Sheena]

I've flown back from the athletics, straight into work and I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.