ESC 250 - 2022 (2 Viewers)

[AGinAg (38)]

Denmark 1959 is the one we were all hoping for.

 

[ButterTart]

Not to speak ill of someone who's probably dead, but this olden days one is fucking shite.

 

[Tisch]

This is just My Fair Lady!

 

[Penelope]

It’s far too early in the day for Still Breathing.

Are you NOT still going from last night?

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Not to speak ill of someone who's probably dead, but this olden days one is fucking shite.

She's still alive. Shall I tweet her?

 

[Penelope]

If De eerste keer makes it and Vrede doesn't...

 

[Tisch]

She's still alive. Shall I tweet her?

From the moopy account, get her to join!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I was deeply unaware of this subtle ABBA parody

 

[Lucille]

Are you NOT still going from last night?

If I was SAM TEEN would’ve surely FINISHED ME OFF.

 

[Marina Salty]

Too low.

 

[ButterTart]

Monsters was quite good until Brian Friedman dragged it out into the street and assaulted it in front of its screaming family.

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, here's OUR NORM.

 

[Jacques]

"Monsters" is the first one ticked off from my top 10.

 

[Soldi]

Yay Blackbird

 

[D5K]

There are also text results that refresh here to catch up on what you missed.

 

[Penelope]

Monsters was quite good until Brian Friedman dragged it out into the street and assaulted it in front of its screaming family.

More is more!

 

[ButterTart]

More is more!

Tell that to the amount of points she got.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The humble Miss Agurbash

 

[Tisch]

The WOBBLY vocal on this

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Really putting the TIN into TINNY

 

[ButterTart]

The WOBBLY vocal on this

When the vocal is arse about face on the STUDIO version, that should be a sign that you've perhaps misjudged your choice of singer for a live contest.

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[Lucille]

Finally some DRAMA

 

[dmlaw]

Turned on just in time for Mana Mou. Fabulous.

 

[ButterTart]

I really liked that effortless segue from the potato aesthetic of the last song to the lush cromulence of Mana Mou.

 

[Soldi]

Love this Cypriot song about popadoms.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It's a MASTERPIECE

 

[AGinAg (38)]

This is what happens when @winter_game votes.

 

[Soldi]

Can’t wait to cut a rug to this in Liverpool

 

[Soldi]

Is this our first DEAD contestant??

 

[dmlaw]

This Romanian Disney ballad seems surprisingly entertaining. It can’t just be the guitar. Maybe I’m still drunk.

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[dmlaw]

Is this our first DEAD contestant??

Fell out of a window. I guess that will teach her to criticise the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

 

[Soldi]

And this is the first Moopy poster in the countdown.

 

[dmlaw]

And this is the first Moopy poster in the countdown.

Actually, @Tesco's world's smallest turkey was recently revealed to be Birthe Wilke.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I just wonder what kind of person votes for this perversion.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Teenage Life NOT Volare

 

[ZenGiraffe]

TOO HIGH

 

[dmlaw]

I just wonder what kind of person votes for this perversion.

Whilst Teenage Life is very good, it is still disturbing to think that this result means that was in multiple All-time Top Tens.

 

[auretz]

Someone is tracking where each song charted last year for added geekery:



Netherlands 1978 going from getting 0 points in total last year to making the chart this time already one bit of randomness.