ESC 250 - 2024

[Marina Salty]

Slutathon incoming

 

[dmlaw]

The host seems to have perked up. Must have taken a pill.

 

[VoR]

Astonished anyone remembered this from 2023 to still vote for it. This feels like a very long time ago at this point.

It was a SEMI FINAL WINNER

 

[Madison]

Now this is more like it.

 

[Dark Carnival]

IT’S TIME!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I see I've tuned back in at exactly the right time

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck yes! How the middle one didn’t end up in a neck brace after that performance is beyond me.

 

[Tisch]

LOCO LOCO ALERT

 

[Penelope]

The sound of HEALED ANAL FISSURES BURSTING OPEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHAT WOMEN!!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

My bussy fell off!!

 

[Penelope]

A true spiritual journey.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The sound of HEALED ANAL FISSURES BURSTING OPEN

My arsehole SPLAYED ACROSS THE CLYDE as we speak

 

[VoR]

Oh YES

 

[Lucille]

Makes me want my own (very slack) pussy!

 

[Penelope]

I GASPED at the smash straight into Horehronie. PROTECT THE CENTRAL EUROPEAN WOODLAND!

 

[Dark Carnival]

rip Slovakia

 

[dmlaw]

Slovakia to return and just send this every year.

 

[ButterTart]

A 21 padded bag salute for this all timer.

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh.

 

[Penelope]

All rise for the NATIONAL ANTHEM (1970s version)

 

[Marina Salty]

Now's my opportunity to run for cigarettes

 

[Dark Carnival]

TU VEEEEERRAS!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

Squirting to this.

 

[Lucille]

The fact this set off a chain of events that resulted in the greatest Moopy thread of all time.

 

[Tisch]

PADDED BAGS IN THE AIR!
WAVE 'EM LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE!

 

[Penelope]

This handing the baton from old Eurovision to Waterloo for new Eurovision - just as Love Shine A Light would go on to do for Diva - is so perfect

 

[Penelope]

OMG girls get your handbags - we're going to the MALL!

 

[Soldi]

KALO-

 

[Tisch]

I never stop thinking about that moopy post where someone said her Secret Combination was 1234

 

[Penelope]

It was later revealed that Kalomoira's secret combination involved watersports

 

[VoR]

I love imagining the sheer volume of flop sweat there must have been in the Greek delegation when the points started rolling in for this

 

[Penelope]

Thank GOD Marina Satti revived the prospect we may see this Greece again this decade!

 

[VoR]

I like this but it should not be higher than If Love Was a Crime.

 

[Alex]

This one is great but I never listen to the original over the remix anymore

 

[Penelope]

This really is the sound of being seven pints in

 

[Lucille]

Shaking my willy around WILDLY to this!

 

[Soldi]

Why the ENGLISH version?!

 

[Penelope]

All the Israeli entries down so far. Surprised this one's held up so much, but it makes sense it'd have a devoted fanbase.