ESC 250 - 2024

[ButterTart]

One of the very few instances when Denmark actually deserved to qualify

 

[Lucille]

You know the words girls!

Čiūto tūto!

 

[ButterTart]

I actually quite enjoyed this dismal old Lithuanian shite

 

[Jacques]

What is with some of the versions they're playing? Who would've been voting for the original of Stay?

 

[ButterTart]

Moldova getting all of their second rate bangers out of the way good and early so Run Away can cement itself as their highest entry.

 

[Lucille]

Sorry hate this one!

 

[dmlaw]

Maybe the UK should do a song about our rail network. It could be called ‘Five Hour Delay Due To Points Failure Near Stevenage’.

 

[D5K]

yooo~ooo~ooo~ooo~ooo

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe the UK should do a song about our rail network. It could be called ‘Five Hour Delay Due To Points Failure Near Stevenage’.

The chorus is just 'See it, say it, sorted' over and over, interspersed with an old woman telling her husband it's scandalous that a small tea from the onboard shop costs £4.19.

 

[Lucille]

The chorus is just 'See it, say it, sorted' over and over, interspersed with an old woman telling her husband it's scandalous that a small tea from the onboard shop costs £4.19.

We need a song about PUMPKIN!

 

[ButterTart]

RIP France's imperial era: 2016 to 2017 (with a brief revival in 2022).

Lights shining brightly in the recent French catalogue of otherwise DISMAL SHIT people say they like so they can feel highbrow but secretly can't stand.

 

[Lucille]

God the FAGGOTRY of this one!

 

[Lucille]

My arsehole dilated 3 inches the moment this came on.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

The time Funky did Eurovision

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh ESC 250, not RUSSIAN IMPERIALISM

 

[dmlaw]

In many ways, ‘we are the worst people’ should really be the tag line for the Eurovision forum.

 

[dmlaw]

It’s almost as if she knew.

 

[ButterTart]

We need a song about PUMPKIN!

You must have forgotten evergreen classics such as Pumpkin de cire, pumpkin de son, Ein Leid Kann Eine Pumpkin Sein, and Love Shine a Pumpkin.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh fuck, I love this genocide power ballad though.

 

[dmlaw]

I know the lyric is ‘we are the world’s people’ but that’s not how I’m choosing to hear it.

 

[ButterTart]

When you hear Pumpkin call
You won't be thirsty anymore
Oh-oh, a million Pumpkins.

 

[Lucille]

Where my SHADY LADYS AT?!

 

[ButterTart]

I know the lyric is ‘we are the world’s people’ but that’s not how I’m choosing to hear it.

I've always heard the same, to be fair. I choose to believe it's the first and only example of Russia exhibiting self-awareness.

 

[dmlaw]

I’m meant to be driving back to my parents rather than lying in bed listening to this. Maybe just another hour.

 

[Lucille]

AIN’T GONNA LEAVE NO SURVIVORS!

 

[ButterTart]

Mata Hari has no business in the top 15,000 of Eurovision.

 

[dmlaw]

I just pray that the success of Mata Hari helped Effendi to pay for the antibiotics.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is she still with that EVIL TIX?

 

[ButterTart]

Gemma LeVee

 

[ButterTart]

You could win with any old shite back in the 80s. Shame Efendi wasn't around then, she could have cleaned up with her off the shelf flatpack bangers.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

oh FUCK OFF you INSUFFERABLE CUNT

 

[ButterTart]

Furious with myself for actually liking Fallen Angel.

 

[Lucille]

Is she still with that EVIL TIX?

Oh you manifested this.

 

[Lucille]

Furious with myself for actually liking Fallen Angel.

I like it too

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Furious with myself for actually liking Fallen Angel.

SEE ABOVE POST

 

[D5K]

Is she still with that EVIL TIX?

Apparently they're still very close.

Only three positions apart...

 

[Jacques]

I appreciate that TIX has marginally won the battle over Efendi's shite.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I like it too

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Anyway, I can't use all my rage up. We still have Lena and S*lv*d*r to come

 

[ButterTart]

How sweet for Luxembourg's Make-a-Wish effort to get into the chart.