ESC 250 - 2024

[ZenGiraffe]

Now this is a GOOD GERMAN!

 

[VoR]

I love that this one always sneaks in

 

[Dark Carnival]

SANOMI! Come on girls, YOU ALL KNOW THE WORDS!

I ACTUALLY DO!!

 

[ButterTart]

I Anixi is always far too low

 

[ButterTart]

What the fuck is this?

 

[VoR]

Who the fuck was voting for THIS?!

 

[Suomi]

HOW MANY OF MINE MADE IT SO FAR

 

[Suomi]

Oh thank god - I'd literally woken up TERRIFIED I'd missed the much-loved annual PANIC ATTACK AT 10-11am to Ne ver ne boysia

Two women shouting at each other has never been bettered! Sisters - Sister came close but they were too professional

 

[Soldi]

This is the second one off of my list.

 

[AGinAg (38)]

I Treni

 

[ButterTart]

We seem to have hit quite the fallow period in the ranking.

 

[Lucille]

Last years top 10 was insane actually.

1. (-) Käärijä – “Cha Cha Cha” (Finland, 2023)
2. (-) Loreen – “Tattoo” (Sweden, 2023)
3. (2) Loreen – “Euphoria” (Sweden, 2012)
4. (1) Chanel – “SloMo” (Spain, 2022)
5. (3) Cornelia Jakobs – “Hold Me Closer” (Sweden, 2022)
6. (5) Måneskin – “Zitti E Buoni” (Italy, 2021)
7. (6) Go_A – “Shum” (Ukraine, 2021)
8. (4) Eleni Foureira – “Fuego” (Cyprus, 2018)
9. (10) Barbara Pravi – “Voilà” (France, 2021)
10. (-) Blanca Paloma – “Eaea” (Spain, 2023)

 

[ButterTart]

9. (10) Barbara Pravi – “Voilà” (France, 2021)
10. (-) Blanca Paloma – “Eaea” (Spain, 2023)

The fact these were anywhere near the top ten is criminally insane.

 

[ButterTart]

Another Russian one

 

[Lucille]

This is ROGUE!

 

[VoR]

Even aside from the whole Russia thing, I've always found this one to just be unpleasant noise.

 

[ButterTart]

IMAANI FAR TOO FUCKING LOW

 

[AGinAg (38)]

And I miss you like the desserts miss the rain

Great song xoxo

 

[VoR]

Oh I could just fancy a 1998 rewatch y'know...

 

[Jacques]

The host was certainly right when he called this one relaxing. Sends me to sleep every time.

 

[Penelope]

Anouk being transphobic really is the sign that NO Gen X woman is SAFE from tervery

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh good, some WAILING!

 

[ButterTart]

Another CRIMINALLY low placing. What a banger.

 

[Penelope]

OMG VODA! Daubing my body in henna and running screaming through a forest on hallucinogens at 3am as we SPEAK

 

[Penelope]

UNLISTENABLE. 12455/10

 

[AGinAg (38)]

ASTONISHING on over 100 levels.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What a PAIRING

 

[Penelope]

Voda into Solovey! Keeping the henna body paint ON

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Honestly, why doesn't everyone just send SCREECHING BANGERS. Who needs ANYTHING ELSE?

 

[Lucille]

 

[Penelope]

Six minutes UTTERLY IMBUED with the SPIRIT OF EUROVISION

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Six minutes UTTERLY IMBUED with the SPIRIT OF EUROVISION

NINE!

 

[Penelope]

Pivoting from the forest to Grindr at 3am THIS INSTANT!

 

[AGinAg (38)]

It just WON'T STOP!

 

[VoR]

TANTALISING TAMTA (87)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Penelope]

TANTALISING TAMTA (87)

TAMTALISING

HOW. MANY. TIMES!!

 

[ButterTart]

Eleni being succeeded by her own great grandmother really was a smashing run for Cyprus.

 

[Lucille]

Oh.

 

[VoR]

I'd entirely forgotten about this. Should have submitted a write-in vote for Justyna.