ESC 250 Countdown 2020

[Penelope]

Really MUST get around to dubbing this over the Ding Dong video one of these years

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG, this RUN OF LIFE

They had to ruin it with this Balkan shit

 

[Penelope]

They had to ruin it with this Balkan shit

Shut your FOUL FRENCH MOUTH!

 

[ButterTart]

THE VOICE? Fucking Hell, we're too far through the countdown to still be SCRAPING THE BARREL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I said they ruined it!

 

[Penelope]

Good GRIEF at Hasta la vista entering this high

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wtf !

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The Voice into Hasta La Vista Baby is everything i have ever needed in life.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve just tuned in to be greeted to HASTA LA VISTA! Is this CORRECT? What number are we up to

 

[Penelope]

DA ZHIMI KALA

 

[Penelope]

I’ve just tuned in to be greeted to HASTA LA VISTA! Is this CORRECT? What number are we up to

142

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

I WILL MINCE ALONE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I will dance alone
Wherever I am
The rhythm follows
I will dance alone
I'm lost in the sound *CLAP CLAP*
Holding on to my world

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll let it go
I, I, I'll let it go wild
I'll let it go
I, I, I'll let it go

 

[Penelope]

*reveals pregnancy after parading vulva to continent*

I mean, was anyone even SURPRISED after that

 

[Penelope]

OMG I EVIGHET!!!

 

[Penelope]

FUCK ME at Francesca and Jan Jan back to back

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why isn't this top ten please?

Jan Jan ROBBED

 

[D5K]

The rankings in this perplex me every single year. You may as well use a random number generator.

 

[Lucille]

How many people ACTUALLY VOTE? I mean who submitted MONTAIGNE?!!!

 

[Alla]

I guess many people vote for 2020 no entries out of pity.

 

[Penelope]

God, this is more 90s than a hit and run outside the Old Vic.

 

[Penelope]

I guess many people vote for 2020 no entries out of pity.

No, it's because they're 16.

 

[Penelope]

MINCING AND SCREAMING TO VISIONARY DREAM (MUCH LIKE SOPHO)

 

[Penelope]

How many people ACTUALLY VOTE? I mean who submitted MONTAIGNE?!!!

At a guess, high hundreds/very low thousands.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Just home in time for Poland 1994 and Vishonary Dreem.

HOLY!

 

[Penelope]

OMG at Ein Lied kann eine Brücke sein being outside the top 100!

OH BAYBEH

 

[GinAg (39)]

Hero outside the top 100!

Were WE wrong?

 

[Penelope]

FUCKING HELL at Hero outside the top 100

 

[Penelope]

Hero outside the top 100!

Were WE wrong?

I'm arranging for everyone to be shot.

 

[ButterTart]

OMG at Ein Lied kann eine Brücke sein being outside the top 100!

OH BAYBEH

She really does scream her tits off for three minutes and I'm here for every second of it. Europe clearly doesn't appreciate art.

 

[Penelope]

GET IN RAVEN QUEEN

 

[Lucille]

ASCEND GLORIOUS RAVEN QUEEN.

 

[Penelope]

God, how on earth are they going to top this next year.

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG MIRACLE

 

[GinAg (39)]

I see just two UK entries so far

 

[GinAg (39)]

The jingle very catchy.

 

[Alla]

Dance you off? As if anyone is going to vote for that, please.