Eurovision 2022: Semi Final ONE (20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

Why is she still in her original packaging? Good song.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

 

[dmlaw]

love how Amanda was born in Norway, lived in Norway most of her life and the song is written by Norwegians and they've tacked her middle Greek name in as to INSIST UPON her link to Greece.

Amanda Tenfjordodopoulous.

 

[Alex]

I hope they get forced to attend an after party, which is just another play through of all the songs.

Exclusive sync watch they’ll be loving it

 

[straightorbroken]

I have zero keepers from this semi so far. Unbelievable.

 

[ButterTart]

Did she trip on her cellophane frock?

 

[lolly]

I wish this was better

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

this is quite charming.

It's reminding me a bit of Diana Vickers' X-Factor stint, hopefully I can get over that before the Final though

 

[Beverley]

Ms Bev live: Greece was amazing

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

This is sweet but not what I’d want to hear from Greece.

 

[ButterTart]

That big note didn’t pop anywhere near as much as I hoped

 

[Star]

That black sun is dreadful isn't it

 

[Nancy]

This one looks fun!

 

[ButterTart]

HELP US NORWAY YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE

 

[GinAg (39)]

Greece should easily qualify

 

[Ellie]

WTF?

 

[straightorbroken]

IKEA: The Musical

 

[Alex]

Greece is good but Cornelia does this sort of thing better

 

[FetchFugly]

I think she was rather good but the lyrics are just a no (and Cornelia does something in the same park so much better).

 

[dmlaw]

I like the Norway song but I could certainly do without their bullshit affectations.

 

[Soldi]

Greece are winning the semi

 

[ButterTart]

Fucking Christ this kicks the tits off everything else tonight.

 

[Nancy]

Is this the first year with two produce based songs?

 

[GNL]

I think she was rather good but the lyrics are just a no (and Cornelia does something in the same park so much better).

I was going to say, it sounded really good, but it also sounded a lot like Sweden.

 

[straightorbroken]

I don't even think this would sound any better on drugs.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Norway = SOLID FUN

 

[Nancy]

I prefer the salad song.

 

[lolly]

Another one I want in the final, but don't really give a shit

 

[GinAg (39)]

DERIVATIVE SHITE

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh how "random".

 

[rhythmbandit]

This makes TiX seem subtle by comparison.

 

[RaspberrySwirl]

What is this shit x2

 

[win_the_game]

Not a fan of Norway's FUN FOR THE CASUALS era.

 

[bypass]

Norway - sailing through and right up there on night.

 

[Nancy]

How many more songs to go?

 

[Samuel]

Mopping up televotes, surely?

 

[GNL]

Angela Carter would have loved this

 

[straightorbroken]

Well I'm pleased for A1 Ben if it's him. Although I'd like a Masked Singer style reveal with it being him and the hot blond one.

 

[Star]

I am what the hell but I like it!

 

[GinAg (39)]

This bollocks will probably be top 10.

I know because people voted for Brexit, Trump, Hitler and Boris.