Eurovision 2024: Grand Final (8pm BST Sat)

[Madison]

All the grace of a beached whale.

 

[lolly]

Sorry, this is boring me

 

[Raining on Me]

This is like someone dying of heart failure in a very dragged out manner and ascending to heaven (finally)

 

[Raining on Me]

So happy we're going to Malta next year

 

[dmlaw]

So happy we're going to Malta next year

Are you not concerned that the camper van might fall in the sea?

 

[Alex]

Not even getting up from the chair!

This is the LAZIEST performance I've ever seen

I hope when I see her live next year she refuses to move

 

[Marina Salty]

Voted for Armenia too.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope when I see her live next year she refuses to move

Loreen concert: Weekend at Bernie’s Edition

 

[RS]

Who do we think will come last? Luxembourg? Germany?

 

[win_the_game]

Who do we think will come last? Luxembourg? Germany?

I wouldn’t rule out the UK

 

[Marina Salty]

Uk or Germany

 

[RS]

I wouldn’t rule out the UK

My poor buttertart

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, it’s time for the anxiety bit.

 

[Star]

Dresses

 

[dmlaw]

OK, I can hear this booing.

 

[win_the_game]

The booing!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Proof that they've been muting the booing during the songs

 

[Marina Salty]

There's immense booing there isnt it

 

[RS]

Omg the booing

 

[Rita]

The GORGEOUS Joanna!

 

[Rita]

7 for Ireland? FUCK OFF!

 

[Marina Salty]

You are absolutely fabulous

 

[Rita]

PORTUGAL?

 

[win_the_game]

Yes well done the UK jury!

 

[RS]

What the fuck UK zero to France?

 

[lolly]

7 for Ireland? FUCK OFF!

BLAME LOUISE

 

[dmlaw]

Every time the baddies get nothing from the first votes, I am dreading the 12. More drink needed.

 

[Shoat]

Portugal?!

What have we all been drinking tonight?

 

[Star]

Portu what????

 

[Raining on Me]

Are you not concerned that the camper van might fall in the sea?

Yes, but some favours to Sarah Bonnici's father should ensure a Mediterranean bridge will be built to guarantee safe passage

 

[win_the_game]

6 points for Spain

 

[lolly]

I hate the scoring speculation this early on

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not from the San Marino Outlet Experience!?

 

[RS]

You are very important

 

[Rita]

Oh SPIT IT OUT LOVE

 

[lolly]

Oh dear

 

[dmlaw]

Fuck Malta with a pineapple.

 

[Rachey]

OK, I can hear this booing.

Who was the booing aimed at? I missed it.

 

[Rita]

MALTA are usually good to the UK.

 

[lolly]

WOW