Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Beverley]

And we're OFF!!!

 

[Penelope]

I think I'M OUT. I've discovered I'm enjoying the older (and shorter) contests far more than the recent ones.

BOOOOOOO

 

[octophone]

I think I'M OUT. I've discovered I'm enjoying the older (and shorter) contests far more than the recent ones.

I'm keeping the noise stream open for if I get bored...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Euphoriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Soldi]

I was at a WEDDING

 

[ButterTart]

I've got a few cans of Recorderling (sp?) to keep me company. Obviously alongside my ongoing sponsorship deal with WKD.

 

[dmlaw]

I think I'M OUT. I've discovered I'm enjoying the older (and shorter) contests far more than the recent ones.

See you at 23:45 then?

 

[Lucille]

I think I was WORKING so haven’t seen either, but excited for the SWEDISH BUDGET.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sweden land of caterpillars

 

[COB]

I loved these caterpillars

 

[Penelope]

OMG I forgot this was the FIRST TIME Petra revolutionised our lives

 

[Beverley]

Awww it's the very hungry caterpillar

 

[ButterTart]

I think I was at a book festival

 

[Penelope]

I was at a WEDDING

You were FOUR

 

[Soldi]

Ooh Paris hi DC

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This caterpillar is better travelled than me...

 

[Dark Carnival]

I was at a WEDDING

Oh you were BORN

 

[Penelope]

I was about to graduate and TARTED AS A LILY in a friend's living room

 

[dmlaw]

I was at a WEDDING

Were you a page boy? I bet nine year old Soldi was just adorable.

 

[Soldi]

You were FOUR

Sorry I forgot you had to be 18 to go to a wedding

 

[Beverley]

Do you think I'm JOKING?

 

[Tisch]

I think in 2013 I was still fairly fairweather when it came to Eurovision so I was probably having some beers with the lads or on my PlayStation or something. Sure I've never seen this year so I'm HERRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

 

[Soldi]

Were you a page boy? I bet nine year old Soldi was just adorable.

No but I SPRAINED MY ANKLE

 

[ButterTart]

You were FOUR

It was his own Christening, he just got confused because it was in a church.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Our first death of the evening already...

 

[octophone]

The caterpiller is canonically trans now so...y'know.

 

[Soldi]

It was his own Christening, he just got confused because it was in a church.

It was in Sheffield Town Hall love

 

[Penelope]

Oh god this is one of those years that really fucks about for an ETERNITY before getting to the entries, isn't it

 

[Lucille]

WILL THERE BE ANY MANS?

 

[COB]

Who is the man on the screen, was it a footballer?

 

[Lucille]

CHILDREN!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I love the geometrical lamps

 

[Beverley]

This was the one where the Swedes promised us a BUDGET show after the bombastic spends of Oslo/Moscow/Baku, no?

 

[Lucille]

Oh wait they just sound like children.

 

[Madíson]

I don’t think I’ve seen this one since the Sunday of that Eurovision week.

 

[Soldi]

WILL THERE BE ANY MANS?

This was BEFORE HIS TIME

 

[D5K]

Oh is the Avicii/ABBA thing they kept hyping and turned into a wet fish?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who is the man on the screen, was it a footballer?

Footballer yes

 

[octophone]

This looks like a RALLY.

 

[COB]

B&B

 

[ButterTart]

It's easy to forget caterpillars are just butterflies that haven't turned gay yet.