France 2025: Louane - maman

[Suomi]

I have heard the song too - my wife is the Eiffel Tower. It’s got a medium tempo and is quite retro pop - imagine a decade between 1970s and 1990s and you’re there. She sings a lot of it but also screams at one point because she stepped on a drawing pin in the recording studio and they only had time for one take as they wanted to rush-release this.

 

[Apoca]

She will never be her.

 

[Lucille]

Has this bitch not sung her song yet?

 

[dmlaw]

Has this bitch not sung her song yet?

Her opening act still need to chase an egg around a field for forty minutes before she’ll start.

 

[Penelope]

Has this bitch not sung her song yet?

 

[Lucille]

I’m so tired.

 

[Penelope]

I’m so tired.

It's only EIGHT PM you STUPID BITCH!

 

[Kratz]

It's only EIGHT PM you STUPID BITCH!

Some of us are OLD and PAST IT

(not me)

 

[Lucille]

It's only EIGHT PM you STUPID BITCH!

And I only got out of bed at 2pm following a particularly traumatising night down TRISHA’S!

 

[Penelope]

Love that this makes it sound like a DISASTER HAS HAPPENED!

 

[dmlaw]

The rugbyists still have five minutes left in their first half. I hope they realise that Madame WON’T WAIT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The rugbyists still have five minutes left in their first half. I hope they realise that Madame WON’T WAIT.

How dare they delay the main event!

 

[Kratz]

She should just walk on to the pitch

 

[Music]

Is it still not out?! This build up better be worth it…

 

[Lucille]

I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY!

 

[Lucille]

It better be live streamed from the French Rugby team’s communal bath after all this.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bonjour ladies. What a lovely HOLDING PAGE we have here

 

[win_the_game]

Love that this makes it sound like a DISASTER HAS HAPPENED!

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Well it has for France. They're currently struggling against Scotland at le rugby.

 

[dmlaw]

You wouldn’t get this sort of pointless delay from the Italians.

 

[Kratz]

If I had anywhere else to be this would be a real imposition

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

 

[win_the_game]

While you're all waiting, why not vote in Festival di Sanmoopy. There's plenty time to kill.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s halftime why are we still waiting!

 

[Music]

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is going to be a dog egg isn’t it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is going to be a dog egg isn’t it

Its French. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

 

[Lucille]

 

[dmlaw]

ITV are showing ADVERTS. Actually, it occurs to me that they might not bother showing the song. They need to sort out their priorities.

 

[Kratz]

ITV are showing ADVERTS. Actually, it occurs to me that they might not bother showing the song. They need to sort out their priorities.

Yeah they won’t. They’ll do ads and go to half time thoughts in studio I think.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Its French. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Have several seats ENGLISH BOY.

 

[win_the_game]

This is going to be a dog egg isn’t it

Try not to enjoy yourself too much.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ITV are showing ADVERTS. Actually, it occurs to me that they might not bother showing the song. They need to sort out their priorities.

Commercial broadcasting?

My sympathies

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have several seats ENGLISH BOY.

EXCUSE YOUR MOUTH

 

[dmlaw]

Have several seats ENGLISH BOY.

Alla got forcibly deleted for less than that.

 

[Madison]

It’s just about to begin.

 

[win_the_game]

Have several seats ENGLISH BOY.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s just about to begin.

Its been 84 years!

 

[Melfester]

Can any national broadcaster get a song reveal right these days?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg