Penelope
what doesn't kill me only makes me MORE CHIC
The more this year reveals itself as being an utter DOGS EGG, the more I am finding spiritual solace in this depressive banger 

Wait, are you going to miss SAN MARINO?I’m out in Paris on a Friday night and all I wanna do is go home to my airBNB and listen to Baller.
SAME!I’m out in Paris on a Friday night and all I wanna do is go home to my airBNB and listen to Baller.
The fans aren't going to MAKE this midtable you STUPID BITCH!It seems popular with the FANS (11th on the scoreboard) if they can tighten up the vocals and nail the staging I’d hope this could finish mid-table.
That’s what I’m worried about. The studio version is ket-sniffing amazing. But the live perf I’ve seen isIt seems popular with the FANS (11th on the scoreboard) if they can tighten up the vocals and nail the staging I’d hope this could finish mid-table.
MAMAN!I’m ready to declare this the GREATEST SONG of ALL TIME!
Oh I can already hear the five points from the public!I mean it may as well WIN at this rate.
Whereas I’m hearing BERLIN 2026Oh I can already hear the five points from the public!
This is NOT going to receive the least points from the public. MARK MY WORDS.Oh I can already hear the five points from the public!
Yes, it will absolutely be the UK asking what the hell just happened come the public voteThis is NOT going to receive the least point from the public. MARK MY WORDS.
Yeah, I think the UK is going to be about 20th (with a bullet!)Oh I'm pretty sure we can cobble together 20 or so points from the public (about half from Ukraine)
The bottom 5 could well be a Big 5 pile up (except France)Can we at least organise a BALD GAYS block vote to ensure Spain avoid the bottom 5!
The bottom 5 could well be a Big 5 pile up (except France)
Looks about right - unless BBC manage to cobble together some form of Spaceman-like performance edit of WTHJH and it sounds like vaguely like a structured song. I won’t hold my breath.FWIW I reckon
3-8 France
5-13 Italy
18-23 Spain
20-25 United Kingdom
23-25 Germany
The bottom 5 could well be a Big 5 pile up (except France)
It’s not and there’s only 4 of them! Lux, Switzerland and NL are all better songs.Is France even in the top 5 french entries this year?