Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

[untilted]

I hate this woman, but I can't work out if I'm supposed to or not?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I hate this woman, but I can't work out if I'm supposed to or not?

You are.

 

[untilted]

You are.

I NEEDED the validation! My mum goes on about her "oh she's stunning", "oh she does so much"

So much of WHAT? SO MUCH OF WHAT?

 

[Kratz]

I NEEDED the validation! My mum goes on about her "oh she's stunning", "oh she does so much"

So much of WHAT? SO MUCH OF WHAT?

Being EVIL is a full time job.

 

[untilted]

And she made Meghan CRY

 

[octophone]

Christmas card released;

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That is one of the most disturbing images I've seen in a long time. You can actually see the demon inside her trying to force its way out.

 

[octophone]

The one on the right definitely shoots squirrels for fun.

 

[Ellie]

And she made Meghan CRY

 

[dmlaw]

That image saved as a file onto my computer when I clicked it and I deleted it quickly in a state of panic

Imagine if you died and your family found that in your downloads folder

I hope you at least had the sense to save it in a folder named ‘Animal Porn’, to be less embarrassing.

 

[Kratz]

I mean, quite, who CARES.

At least our graceful Princess nee Duchess does it all with some aplomb.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Kratz]

Competing with her daughter sounds like something she would do

‘We’ll just see who’s the REAL princess nee duchess around HERE’

 

[ButterTart]

AJ Unimpressed

I mean, I wouldn’t call this look ‘cool’, she looks more like she drives a 4x4 to pick her children up from a school a quarter of a mile away from her house and shares Facebook memes about how she didn’t need a mobile phone to have fun when she was a young calf.

 

[Shoat]

But guys she's wearing JEANS!

So edgy! So relatable! So humble!

 

[Finn]

Will the fetid UK press ever realise that talking about a child as though they're an adult is REALLY FUCKING WEIRD and a BIT NONCEY with it?

She's not a 'new rival in the fashion game'. She's eight.

 

[Lucille]

QUITE, and her outfit looks SHIT.

 

[lolly]

Will the fetid UK press ever realise that talking about a child as though they're an adult is REALLY FUCKING WEIRD and a BIT NONCEY with it?

She's not a 'new rival in the fashion game'. She's eight.

NEWS (awaiting confirmation): child wears coat TWICE!

 

[Ellie]

Will the fetid UK press ever realise that talking about a child as though they're an adult is REALLY FUCKING WEIRD and a BIT NONCEY with it?

She's not a 'new rival in the fashion game'. She's eight.

 

[Madíson]

The Princess of Wales is in hospital:

Princess of Wales has abdominal surgery - and will stay in hospital for two weeks

The Princess of Wales has undergone abdominal surgery in London and will remain in hospital for up to two weeks, Kensington Palace announced.

news.sky.com

 

[Sheena]

STOMACH BYPASS

 

[Jark]

she's having the evil pumped

 

[GNL]

Has William tried to off her to open a vacancy up for a woman who'll give him the strap?

 

[Lucille]

ADRENOCHROME re-fill no doubt.

 

[jivafox]

They’re implanting another baby.

 

[octophone]

Shed a skin too early.

 

[Madíson]

OT: The King will shortly be in hospital for his prostate

King Charles to be treated for benign prostate condition

King Charles to undergo surgery for benign prostate condition and his public engagements will be postponed for short period

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Kratz]

Presumably the Princess née Duchess will find the time to turn off a few life support units whilst she is there?

 

[jivafox]

Presumably the Princess née Duchess will find the time to turn off a few life support units whilst she is there?

How else is she going to charge her phone and iPad?

 

[Jark]

How else is she going to charge her phone and iPad?

not Catherine with the ipad. I screamed.

who is DE FACTO the head of the monarchy while Charles and Kate lie in adjacent hospital rooms? Camilla or William? and why is all this royal news breaking today? is something being buried?

 

[Madíson]

who is DE FACTO the head of the monarchy while Charles and Kate lie in adjacent hospital rooms? Camilla or William? and why is all this royal news breaking today? is something being buried?

De jure, during an illness, the King can temporarily delegate powers to any two of the Councillors of State: the Queen, the Prince of Wales, the Duke of Sussex, the Duke of York, Princess Beatrice, the Duke of Edinburgh and the Princess Royal. The last two were added to the list in 2022 due to Harry, Andrew and Beatrice being problematic and/or not working royals.

 

[GinAg (39)]

Imagine the disappointment of being knighted by PRINCE EDWARD.

 

[Sheena]

Imagine the disappointment of being PRINCE EDWARD.

 

[octophone]

Enjoying the press trying not to speculate over what could keep a 42 year old woman in hospital for two weeks without considering that it's probably something for which most folk would be turfed home after 3 or 4 days.

 

[jyxz]

3 or 4 hours more like

 

[Lucille]

If I’d mothered her rotten children I’d be having MY BITS RIPPED OUT.

 

[Madíson]

Even Prince Louis?

 

[Lucille]

Yes tie his tubes as well.

 

[Eddie]

We hate children now?

 

[Lucille]

 

[jyxz]

We hate children now?

We didn’t before?