Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist) (9 Viewers)

[Eddie]

ecclesiastical slaughter

 

[Shoat]

Whilst this Mr Pop seems AWFUL

The idea that people didn't stream Sexy Confident because of Mr Pop tweets is quite a hot take

Nor do I think the Spanish government were taking advice from Mr Pop when assessing her wanton destruction of the sand dunes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Whilst this Mr Pop seems AWFUL

The idea that people didn't stream Sexy Confident because of Mr Pop tweets is quite a hot take

Nor do I think the Spanish government were taking advice from Mr Pop when assessing her wanton destruction of the sand dunes

Do you think Ms. Katy Perry is a modern day ROSA PARKS though?

 

[dmlaw]

Do you think Ms. Katy Perry is a modern day ROSA PARKS though?

Katy Perry is nothing like Rosa Parks. I’d be perfectly happy to sit next to Rosa Parks on a bus.

 

[Shoat]

Do you think Ms. Katy Perry is a modern day ROSA PARKS though?

Well obviously

Sexy Confident
So Intelligent
So Soft So Strong

In a similar vein Ms. Katy is also our modern day Joan of Arc, our modern day Boudicca, and our modern day Ann Widdecombe.

 

[Christian]

What a shame for Mr Pop and his "team"

 

[Pipo]

what team? It's literally TWO HOMOSEXUALS using an iPhone 13.

 

[Shoat]

To be fair I think these days Katy's own team is also just two homosexuals with an iPhone. Plus Dr Luke.

She's obviously not been getting PROFESSIONAL guidance for some time.

 

[Christian]

what team? It's literally TWO HOMOSEXUALS using an iPhone 13.

ONE

 

[Shoat]

A reminder that sometimes a homosexual with a smartphone can still produce ACCURATE JOURNALISM

 

[KC 🦋]

Mr Pop is the best publicity the album got. If she had any brains she'd offer him a job on HER team to drag the other girls.

 

[supermassive]

Has “c**ty bangers that make your head throb, destroy your soul, levitate insanity”

Can the journalist responsible from the listening party make themselves known

 

[Iguana]

Has “c**ty bangers that make your head throb, destroy your soul, levitate insanity”

So many words, when they could have just said "destroy your bussy".

 

[Pipo]

 

[jivafox]

Don’t be MEAN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Don't you know miss Perry is a CIVIL RIGHTS PIONEER!

 

[Shoat]

AI Detectors brought to you by Mr Pop

How typical of men to demand lyrics when one is busy being a MOTHER, a SISTER, a WINNER, a CHAMPION, and a SEXY CONFIDENT SO INTELLIGENT HEAVEN SENT SOFT SO STRONG guardian of Spain's protected natural environments

 

[octophone]

That AI Detector thing needs a control group. Someone put Manic Street Preachers' "Archives Of Pain" through it, see what it says.

 

[HalamaK]

Lady Gaga - Happy Mistake

 

[supermassive]

What is that honey

 

[Pipo]

 

[Joseph]

It’s catching on

 

[Lucille]

What about that body language suggest either SEXY or CONFIDENT?!?

 

[Shoat]

I assume the caption is incorrect, and they meant to declare Trump the SEXY CONFIDENT

PHWOAR

 

[Lucille]

All I’m getting is COLD!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It's like she's trying to remember how to do the Macarena

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

THE INDIGNITY!

 

[Lucille]

Did they really film it in a CHURCH HALL?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SEXY COVENANT

 

[Lucille]

Not only filmed in, but failed to sell out, the CHURCH HALL.

 

[jivafox]

£143 a ticket to go and watch this generation’s ROSA PARKS in a draughty village hall.

I bet ITV are STUNNED this flopped!

 

[GNL]

To be fair this is the church hall in question. Across the road from Westminster Abbey.

 

[GNL]

At least she was spared the indignity of performing in the Queen Elizabeth II Centre next door.

 

[jivafox]

They thought they were going to sell out THAT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

To be fair this is the church hall in question. Across the road from Westminster Abbey.

Can you not ruin the image I have in my head of a VILLAGE PARISH thank you very much

 

[Lucille]

Yes I was picturing something more LIKE THIS.

 

[KC 🦋]

Why hasn't anyone imprisoned her yet? She's just begging for it.

 

[KC 🦋]

Imagine if Luigi turns out to be a Katy stan. The world would be in tatters.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes I was picturing something more LIKE THIS.

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Well… even this she’d probably struggle to fill.