Kylie - Disco (album 15)

[monsta]

This will pass the Cosmetica thread very soon.

We backed the right of horse of FINE WINE rather than HAUS LABS!

 

[Eddie]

This will pass the Cosmetica thread very soon.

Why does the fact that anyone is keeping track make me

 

[Eddie]

We backed the right of horse of FINE WINE rather than HAUS LABS!

Lennie knows where it’s at:

 

[monsta]

Why does the fact that anyone is keeping track make me

It’s made realise that I shouldn’t have moaned about the BLUE MARBLE considering some of the FALSE ADVERTISING my Miss Stephanie Gerramata was shitting out with her Chromatica scammery!

 

[Eddie]

This is apparently No.9 in the US midweeks.

(Could be FAKE NEWS)

 

[Eddie]

 

[SDF]

Little mix have released picture discs

 

[Eddie]

Do teenyboppers have a disposable income these days?

 

[Jark]

I don't know but they certainly don't have VINYL PLAYERS and they're also CUNTS if Min is DENIED numero uno.

 

[monsta]

https://store.hmv.com/search?searchtext=Kylie

HMV doing a signed print with the vinyl or CD

GO GO GO!

 

[monsta]

My fave image too

 

[Eddie]

This is JUST GETTING SILLY. Will NO-ONE think of the PLANET?!

 

[monsta]

This is JUST GETTING SILLY. Will NO-ONE think of the PLANET?!

Only you since you haven’t fucking bought a copy!

 

[Eddie]

Only you since you haven’t fucking bought a copy!

I’ve bought (and have in my possession) the Deluxe CD I’ll have you know!!

 

[Eddie]

Plus I’m waiting on the signed deluxe vinyl to buy my first additional format of an album in like 13 years.

 

[Jark]

BUT WHAT IF THERE IS NO SIGNED DELUXE VINYL EDWARD

WHAT THEN

 

[Eddie]

Then I’ll just stick with my DELUXE CD THANKS!

 

[Eddie]

And stream like a madman.

 

[monsta]

Then I’ll just stick with my DELUXE CD THANKS!

It’s that kind of attitude that won’t win us the war against Little Mix.

 

[Eddie]

It’s that kind of attitude that won’t win us the war against Little Mix.

Why has no-one asked @Jark if he has bought the album?

I SUSPECT NOT.

 

[Eddie]

Side note: I do like how Kylie calls her home recording studio the “Infinite Disco, London” in the credits.

 

[monsta]

Why has no-one asked @Jark if he has bought the album?

I SUSPECT NOT.

@Jark isn’t in the UK!

 

[Jark]

Why has no-one asked @Jark if he has bought the album?

I SUSPECT NOT.

nobody would dare question me.

 

[Eddie]

nobody would dare question me.

The QUESTION STILL STANDS.

 

[Eddie]

A few years ago I would have been accused by moopy of stockpiling Kylie albums on release and now people are doubting whether I’ve even bought ONE.

Cruel.

 

[Jark]

I've not bought it YET. as @monsta points out I'm not in the UK so I'd have to get it to delivered there and wait for Christmas to pick it up. so I'm hoping that in the MEANTIME she'll drop a vinyl variant with different artwork as I really don't want that GROTTY MESS sat alongside the likes of Future Nostalgia and TEOM on my BEAUTIFUL VINYL SHELF.

 

[Eddie]

GROTTY MESS

You liked this post @monsta

 

[monsta]

You liked this post @monsta

Hun I’m all about spreading LOVE AND LIGHT with my likes

 

[OutSynk]

GROTTY MESS

No it’s true it’s true.

 

[Eddie]

Hun I’m all about spreading LOVE AND LIGHT with my likes

LOVE AND LIGHT for KYLIE HATE SPEECH? How. Could. You?

 

[Eddie]

@OutSynk keeping an EYE ON THE POST COUNT.

 

[OutSynk]

@OutSynk keeping an EYE ON THE POST COUNT.

What else is there to do here?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

How many sales does my single full stream of the album start to finish count for? 0.1?

Should I stream the Little Mix Album too, in the interests of balance?

 

[monsta]

4/5 of the TRACY BARLOW TAPE BUNDLES have now sold out on her website

 

[Eddie]

Should I stream the Little Mix Album too, in the interests of balance?

See you next Tuesday!

 

[Eddie]

And yes I’m aware the chart comes out on a Friday.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The chart question was genuine though. How does album streaming work for these things?

 

[Eddie]

I’ll tell you one thing - playing Remember Where You Are in the midst of this album (as part of my Spotify playlist NATCH) is like someone gently wiping my furrowed brow with a cooling flannelette.

 

[Jark]

How many sales does my single full stream of the album start to finish count for? 0.1?

this is actually quite a COMPLEX question to answer, but let's give it a shot.

here's a hot chart I did not make.

in it you can see that only the 12 most-streamed tracks from an album count toward its placing. HOWEVER the TWO (2) most-streamed songs DO NOT COUNT! this is to combat the fact that they have already impacted as singles and to prevent double-counting. the two most streamed in this case are Magic and Say Something, and for the purposes of the album chart their streams will be weighted at the average of tracks 3-12. so they do double count a bit, but not much.

KEEPING UP?

100 paid streams equate to 1 sale point. therefore the best way to get her a sale is to stream the album (minus those two songs) at least 1.5 times per day. 15x7=105 streams and one sale. the 4 bonus tracks are not among the 12 most-streamed and therefore streaming them will have NO EFFECT ON SALES.

I hope this makes sense to you

 

[RJN]

This is apparently No.9 in the US midweeks.

(Could be FAKE NEWS)

Where are you seeing this?