Late Night Drunk Moopy

[win_the_game]

So who was Luke and who was the gilet queen in this situation?

 

[Lucille]

Diddy swiped his card and his hold said, DENIED!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Diddy]

I'm more interested in this. What did you do, Diddy? 20 minutes late may be relatively minor or a WAR CRIME in comparison.

My first crime was cancelling our first plan - my boss is leaving the company and a very hastily put-together leaving do was organised that I couldn’t really avoid. But I apologised about it and gave 4 days notice, and he didn’t say anything bad at the time.

And he didn’t communicate at all on the app apart from the first chat and reorganising the meeting, so I said hi on Friday night and checked if he was still ok for Sunday, apparently that was rude too?

I think that’s all?

 

[lolly]

My first crime was cancelling our first plan - my boss is leaving the company and a very hastily put-together leaving do was organised that I couldn’t really avoid. But I apologised about it and gave 4 days notice, and he didn’t say anything bad at the time.

And he didn’t communicate at all on the app apart from the first chat and reorganising the meeting, so I said hi on Friday night and checked if he was still ok for Sunday, apparently that was rude too?

I think that’s all?

So essentially, you shat in his bidet?

 

[win_the_game]

Sounds like you dodged a bullet @Diddy

 

[Cerro de Casa]

So essentially, you shat in his bidet?

Calling @Martha Skidd

 

[Diddy]

So essentially, you shat in his bidet?

I wish I HAD

 

[Rita]

I’m too classy for that

I’m not.

 

[Lucille]

Oh no the stand-up career seems to be back on the cards.

 

[Soldi]

Last minute moopmeet anyone?

 

[Alex]

Last minute moopmeet anyone?

Meet you in ASHTON UNDER LYNE Topps Tiles in five minutes

 

[Soldi]

Meet you in ASHTON UNDER LYNE Topps Tiles in five minutes

I meant for the award winning comedian Giletslays strip tease!

 

[Alex]

I meant for the award winning comedian Giletslays strip tease!

OH I only ever read the last post on a thread so how was I to know ?
Anyway am still waiting and leaving now HOW RUDE

 

[win_the_game]

Dame Kelly Wilde demoted to a SUPPORT ACT.

 

[Soldi]

OH I only ever read the last post on a thread so how was I to know ?
Anyway am still waiting and leaving now HOW RUDE

Can we go to Asda Hulme instead

 

[Alex]

Can we go to Asda Hulme instead

No. Never

 

[Dark Carnival]

Having a GREAT!! time at the Redz, the only bar currently open in Hemel Helpstead

 

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[GNL]

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The impossible glamour of it all.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

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I CAN’T!

 

[Soldi]

DC I think you’re going to die

 

[Dark Carnival]

DC I think you’re going to die

I think I would rather be dead right now!

 

[Soldi]

I think I would rather be dead right now!

 

[Lucille]

It looks, literally, like HELL!

 

[Lucille]

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Is this the DARK ROOM?

 

[Lucille]

Are you the ONLY PERSON there?

 

[lolly]

Sorry, that ISN'T a sauna?

 

[Diddy]

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It’s like Satan’s studio flat

 

[lolly]

Amazed there aren't any shots of cheerful old men in towels sitting on stools, browsing the web whilst drinking free coffee.

 

[win_the_game]

I can almost smell the stench of piss and urinal cakes through my screen looking at that last photo.

 

[lolly]

I think I've got a minor fungal infection just posting on the same page.

 

[Diddy]

I guess people wanting to enjoy the world-beating entertainment of fruit machines and tables are all at the Pumpkin

 

[vespertine]

I just know drunk ole me wouldn't figure out this Rorschach test and would be in the wrong loo.

 

[Diddy]

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How come Ani Lorak gets her own private bathroom?

 

[Dark Carnival]

And now back at outside the hotel we’ve had these two guys offering us beers they bought from the petrol station nearby