Late Night Drunk Moopy

[Alex]

Don’t be a tease Maddie

He is such a tease

 

[Madíson]

It was Call My Name.

Now they are playing September.

 

[Madíson]

Oh no. I just message Owen Jones on Facebook.

 

[Alex]

It was Call My Name.

Now they are playing September.

Satellites ?

 

[Alex]

@Madison WHO WAS THE EX MOOPY POSTER

 

[Madíson]

Satellites ?

No. The one that goes “You’ll never see me agaiiiiiin”.

 

[Alex]

No. The one that goes “You’ll never see me agaiiiiiin”.

MICROFINAT or whatever obviously

 

[Soldi]

@Madison WHO WAS THE EX MOOPY POSTER

Strebor

 

[Alex]

Strebor

i’m pretty sure he ia sat next to me but maybe i’m so pissed he is actually in LONDRES

 

[COB]

Hello Streb

 

[Alex]

@Madison was it @gggggg asks @rural juror

 

[Diddy]

Streb? Patient Zero of Streb Throat?

WHAT AN HONOUR!

 

[Alex]

Hello Streb

He says HELLO

 

[Soldi]

He says HELLO

Get him to LOG IN

 

[Alex]

Okay it’s reached the point of the night when crazy ex girlfriend videos are COMPULSORY

 

[Alex]

Get him to LOG IN

That would involve RELIQUISHING THE TV REMOTE

 

[Soldi]

That would involve RELIQUISHING THE TV REMOTE

EXCUSES, EXCUSES!

 

[Alex]

EXCUSES, EXCUSES!

I’ll drag him along to Manchester MOOPMEet instead

 

[GNL]

I’ll drag him along to Manchester MOOPMEet instead

See you both in Thompsons in half an hour.

 

[Alex]

See you both in Thompsons in half an hour.

If only the trams were still running

 

[Soldi]

If only the trams were still running

NIGHT BUS

 

[GNL]

If only the trams were still running

Can't believe the trams have done this. First Ashley Peacock, now this.

 

[Soldi]

To say I’ve had seven drinks tonight I don’t feel REMOTELY drunk. We ended up being given a can of HOOCH at one point

 

[Alex]

NIGHT BUS

I'm in my PYJAMAS

 

[Soldi]

I'm in my PYJAMAS

And?

 

[Alex]

And?

Good point

 

[GinAg (39)]

I'm not drunk. But I wish I was.

 

[RJN]

I could use a drink but I’m not done working for 6 hours

 

[Soldi]

Just home from work and I NEED a drink. What a HORRIFIC shift.

 

[Lucille]

Having a COCKTAIL in a nearby bar because I’ve dropped £120 on a hotel room and goddam it I’m gonna make it feel like a holiday.

 

[Lucille]

I am once again being cruised by some gay at the bar, can they SMELL the HOMELESS on me?!?

 

[jyxz]

I am once again being cruised by some gay at the bar, can they SMELL the HOMELESS on me?!?

Can they accom?

 

[Lucille]

Honestly, top tip for being picked up at a bar, look vaguely sad and lost.

 

[Lucille]

Can they accom?

Waiting for them to confirm if they have a MATTRESS or not.

 

[jyxz]

Waiting for them to confirm if they have a MATTRESS or not.

Watch out for SCABIES

 

[Soldi]

Ugh my fish tikka had too much POTATO in it

 

[RJN]

Ugh my fish tikka had too much POTATO in it

At least you have a home

 

[Lucille]

I’d rather be homeless than have a potato heavy FISHY TIKKA.

 

[Soldi]

The Merg Bermsil I had after certainly made up for it though

 

[Lucille]

Having a COCKTAIL in a nearby bar because I’ve dropped £120 on a hotel room and goddam it I’m gonna make it feel like a holiday.

Love that they’re charging me another £2.99 to access the wi-fi.