Late Night Drunk Moopy (7 Viewers)

[Alla]

I'm in bed with a corn cake

This is not literal and you don't eat in bed, right?

 

[Inner Smile]

No answer then

 

[Inner Smile]

Me and Kratz get on alright btw so stop stirring

 

[Alla]

That's quite a thick finger

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

This is not literal and you don't eat in bed, right?

What’s wrong with eating in bed? Nothing nicer than a trayed up gravy dinner on satin sheets from Harrods

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What’s wrong with eating in bed? Nothing nicer than a trayed up gravy dinner on satin sheets from Harrods

I can't afford satin Harrods darling
I'm only on the 100 thread count from John Lewis
What a cheapskate!

 

[Lucille]

What’s wrong with eating in bed? Nothing nicer than a trayed up gravy dinner on satin sheets from Harrods

Or even better, guzzling a pot noodle on a bare mattress!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I can't afford satin Harrods darling
I'm only on the 100 thread count from John Lewis
What a cheapskate!

Oh darling only 100 thread count? Practically MATALAN!

 

[Alla]

What’s wrong with eating in bed? Nothing nicer than a trayed up gravy dinner on satin sheets from Harrods

Is eating in bed a regular thing in UK? I find it very weird, the idea of the bed full of crumbs, my goodness.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It's incredibly boring of me though but I do have a very strict
'no eating in bed'
Unless it's my ass getting eaten up nice & good
Rule

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh darling only 100 thread count? Practically MATALAN!

Sometimes I get 400!
But only if on offer to be fair

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Is eating in bed a regular thing in UK? I find it very weird, the idea of the bed full of crumbs, my goodness.

Actually I don’t do it these days but I HAVE been known to

And there’s always the HOOVER

 

[Alla]

I was thinking of someone bringing you breakfast to bed, which might be ok in some circunstances I guess, but I never had that

 

[RJN]

I like to eat a soup in bed, sometimes spaghetti and marinara sauce, a bit of sushi

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Alla]

Actually I don’t do it these days but I HAVE been known to

And there’s always the HOOVER

Yeah, why are you gonna wash your sheets when you can always hoover them

 

[RJN]

why even wash or hoover your sheets, when you could just leave the crumbs in bed. An added benefit is that its exfoliating

 

[Alla]

I like to eat a soup in bed, sometimes spaghetti and marinara sauce, a bit of sushi

Are you serious?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

No I think he means you hoover the bits up and THEN you wash them

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Yeah, why are you gonna wash your sheets when you can always hoover them

The electric’s murderously expensive these days. Luckily there’s always the DUSTPAN AND BRUSH option

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

No I think he means you hoover the bits up and THEN you wash them

No, I hoover them up and use them for breadcrumbs. No need for washing AND there’s a delicious crispy meal at half the price

 

[Alla]

why even wash or hoover your sheets, when you could just leave the crumbs in bed. An added benefit is that its exfoliating

Yeah and play in the morning with all the bugs that are gonna wake up with you.

 

[RJN]

Are you serious?

no I don't usually eat anything in bed. And if I do its something that wouldn't make a mess

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

why even wash or hoover your sheets, when you could just leave the crumbs in bed. An added benefit is that its exfoliating

Well this is it! Who needs fancy scrub gloves or whatever they’re called!

 

[RJN]

I love @Alla’s horror at English food culture. And I’m sure he’d find America’s even worse

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I like to eat a soup in bed, sometimes spaghetti and marinara sauce, a bit of sushi

I must say that LOBSTER BISQUE is a favourite, usually eaten with a STRAW

 

[Alla]

I love @Alla’s horror at English food culture. And I’m sure he’d find America’s even worse

To be fair, I'm sure we do things you find shocking, it's cultural. Eating a bag of crisps in bed isn't in my plans.

 

[RJN]

Actually on further reflection, I did eat chips (crisps) in bed literally last week. But I don’t do it OFTEN

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Hey who else remembers FATHERANDY
What happened to him

 

[Inner Smile]

Don't know him

 

[Inner Smile]

AND as for you @Rita where are you

 

[Alla]

Hey who else remembers FATHERANDY
What happened to him

What did he eat in bed?

 

[Lucille]

Me.

 

[COB]

I love @Alla’s horror at English food culture. And I’m sure he’d find America’s even worse

I was having a lovely chat about high fructose corn syrup and hotdogs on a stick with my date last night (who hails from the US)

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I was having a lovely chat about high fructose corn syrup and hotdogs on a stick with my date last night (who hails from the US)

Get him onto tuna noodle casserole next time

 

[Diddy]

I have woken up with a hamburger on the bedside table - I got back from London drunk but with the presence of mind to use a 2for1 coupon, and the shame to not eat both of them publically. I didn’t eat it in bed

Yeah I can’t think about food in bed, the only thing I eat there is DICK

 

[COB]

Get him onto tuna noodle casserole next time

I was telling him a bit about the disgusting seventies recipes and of course ASPIC JELLY.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I was telling him a bit about the disgusting seventies recipes and of course ASPIC JELLY.

DELICIOUS!

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

@COB Did you mention our disgusting EATING IN BED habits? I do find washing up a bit tiring and Fairy is very pricey so if I have fish and chips, I like to tip it on the quilt cover and use that as a plate

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh I DO hope the order includes a SAVELOY