Luxembourg 2025: Laura Thorn - La poupée monte le son

[IntoTheDark]

Not him advertising their next gig dates at the end of the song

 

[Kratz]

Angela Rippon

 

[VoR]

You don't have to SHOUT

Evidently Marie Myriam misheard this as ‘You don’t have to sing’.

 

[Kratz]

Technical Issue!

 

[VoR]

Has everyone’s feed frozen?

 

[Kratz]

Has everyone’s feed frozen?

Yes

 

[Kratz]

And now there is audio but no visual

 

[Kratz]

Oh we’re back

 

[Kratz]

Am only I hearing it like this?

 

[Kratz]

Them all dawdling onto the stage

 

[Kratz]

This one not letting talant hold her back

 

[Kratz]

Note that this national final will include an appearance from

 

[Tisch]

Just switched on, and CONCHITA?

 

[VoR]

That was clearly the worst one so far.

Really not liking them all begging for votes too.

 

[Kratz]

Has Conchita read an autocue before?

 

[VoR]

Don’t let me down Laura…

 

[Tisch]

This is completely enjoyable on its own merit. It doesn't need the obvious LOOK GUYS, IT'S AN HOMAGE TO A FIFTY YEAR OLD ENTRY vibe at all.

 

[Kratz]

Well presumably that has won

 

[IntoTheDark]

It's like they heard the feedback about it being 'too childish' so made sure she had some DECOLLETAGE

 

[Tisch]

"DOES ANYONE HAVE A QUESTION"

 

[VoR]

The costume change was a bit messy, but that was great fun.

 

[IntoTheDark]

NOT THIS

 

[Pingu]

I’ve had to mute it.

 

[Tisch]

A HETEROSEXUAL PROPOSAL AT A EUROVISION ADJACENT EVENT NEXT TO CONCHITA WURST WHAT IS THIS

 

[IntoTheDark]

I thought she was gonna say no for a moment

 

[VoR]

Oh lord, there is surely no greater GIRL READ THE SIGNS red flag than being proposed to at the LUXEMBOURG SONG CONTEST

 

[Tisch]

Oh lord, there is surely no greater GIRL READ THE SIGNS red flag than being proposed to at the LUXEMBOURG SONG CONTEST

Preferable(?) to a close family member of mine who had it TGI FRIDAY'S

 

[Kratz]

Oh lord, there is surely no greater GIRL READ THE SIGNS red flag than being proposed to at the LUXEMBOURG SONG CONTEST

She’s going to have a lot of evenings at home whilst he is ‘playing squash’

 

[Lucille]

Oh lord, there is surely no greater GIRL READ THE SIGNS red flag than being proposed to at the LUXEMBOURG SONG CONTEST

Imagine having to tell this to your GRANDKIDS.

 

[Tisch]

Oh these are going to be insufferable aren't they?

 

[VoR]

Imagine having to tell this to your GRANDKIDS.

Not to be mean, but I think that ship may have sailed for those two...

 

[Kratz]

Who are this lot

 

[Tisch]

0.5 is RIGHT

These look like three mates in a pub who thought it'd be a laugh to apply and it's all gone a bit too far.

 

[VoR]

0.5 is RIGHT

These look like three mates in a pub who thought it'd be a laugh to apply and it's all gone a bit too far.

At the risk of having my new passport rescinded, it's giving Irish national final.

 

[VoR]

Unless there's a break, I can't see how they're going to eke another 90 minutes out of this show...

 

[Tisch]

Unless there's a break, I can't see how they're going to eke another 90 minutes out of this show...

Well according to Conchita the main treat is still to come. Not a slap in the face to the artists at all!

 

[Kratz]

Well according to Conchita the main treat is still to come. Not a slap in the face to the artists at all!

If I know Conchita, it will be Conchita rolling out that same old performance

 

[VoR]

If you're feeling particularly invested, you can vote internationally at https://esc.vote/

 

[VoR]

Hmm, I wonder who the producers are subtly backing for the win with this extended tribute on France Gall.

 

[IntoTheDark]

Serge Gainsbourg currently TURNING IN HIS GRAVE at the sound of this