Melodi Grand Prix: Delfinale 3

[Pingu]

Very impressive visually, but the song just isn’t there. It builds and builds to nothing.

That said, it’s unfortunate that these two are up against one another because they’re the strongest two of the whole series so far.

 

[Iguana]

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[COB]

Though I think it still has the problem the studio version did for me - it needs to go BIGGER and definitely much HEAVIER by the end.

 

[Iguana]

That said, it’s unfortunate that these two are up against one another because they’re the strongest two of the whole series so far.

Finally we agree on something about MGP!

 

[Tisch]

I have been cooking dinner ready for this and just served the HUGEST STEAK KNOWN TO MAN, which I feel is apt for HAMMER OF VOR

 

[Iguana]

I have been cooking dinner ready for this and just served the HUGEST STEAK KNOWN TO MAN, which I feel is apt for HAMMER OF VOR

I ain't complaining

 

[Tisch]

Very impressive visually, but the song just isn’t there. It builds and builds to nothing.

That said, it’s unfortunate that these two are up against one another because they’re the strongest two of the whole series so far.

Yeah I love how the first one is riding that renaissance wave of early 00s pop rock, but nothing can hold a candle to Hammer

 

[Iguana]

So the man will win the next round right

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I think they should have put make up on the rest of his head...the beard line is very off-putting

 

[COB]

Here we go, get excited

 

[COB]

OMG

 

[Iguana]

I fully trust the Norwegian public.

 

[COB]

TELL US!

 

[COB]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Excellent

 

[Iguana]

YAY!

 

[Tisch]

I didn't even hear the name, just Norwegian noises followed by a facial expression on the correct act

 

[Tisch]

No thanks to this LOSERS MONTAGE

 

[Iguana]

ANNOYING sweater

 

[ZenGiraffe]

His favourite artist is Chris Martin.

I DESPAIR

 

[COB]

"who's the Coldplay guy again, is it STEVE MARTIN?"

 

[Iguana]

"who's the Coldplay guy again, is it STEVE MARTIN?"

No he's the new guy in HR.

 

[COB]

Wasn't there a no-hoper in Sweden's melody fest last year that was a bit like this?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

EURGH. Get in the bin.

 

[COB]

He's chunkier than I thought though

 

[Iguana]

He's giving me James Newman vibes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh fuck off, he's a family man.

GET IN THE SEA.

 

[COB]

His top fan good enough to pop on a dunce hat for us international viewers

 

[COB]

Ben Adams SPOT

 

[Iguana]

Ben Adams was my first and possibly only celebrity crush

 

[COB]

Looking like quite the TITan in that outfit

 

[Tisch]

Ooh if she was singing this better it'd be an instant win. It's VERY S*a.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm enjoying this a lot. Hopefully she can work on not showing the nerves on her face (and vocals)

 

[Iguana]

Does it have a TUNE?

 

[COB]

Some ROUGH notes in this, but the song certainly isn't bad.

 

[Iguana]

Ben Adams, coming through for the gays for 25 years.

 

[Pingu]

Well I’m sure her vocal is in there somewhere, but we’ll never know…

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh dear.

 

[Pingu]

Clearly those first two were just a blip…

 

[COB]

That was quite the GORY NOTE Poor love.