Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Five (Jönköping)

[FetchFugly]

Keep THE BOSS and ABBA out of your mouth!

 

[Tisch]

That older woman from Semi 1 must be breathing a sigh of relief that she won't end this season with the most embarrassment

 

[ButterTart]

Imagine this poor giant faced bastard having to follow THAT.

 

[Apoca]

We need to prevent Vilhelm from destroying this evening.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That older woman from Semi 1 must be breathing a sigh of relief that she won't end this season with the most embarrassment

What is THIS SHIT?

 

[ButterTart]

I’m just trying to find the hole? She was literally JUST ON.

 

[ButterTart]

Sorry lads, he has a smashing voice.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF

 

[Lucille]

Why is he in the apartment from FRIENDS?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry lads, he has a smashing voice.

See my previous post

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve actually really liked EVERYTHING tonight.

 

[Penelope]

Yeah this going direkt.

 

[Lucille]

Why is he in the apartment from FRIENDS?

A show he was no doubt born after.

 

[FetchFugly]

It is a bit Ainslie Fame Academy series one and I don't hate it to the degree I want to and know I should.

Though this LA LA bit is testing me.

 

[auretz]

Why is he doing an Anna Rossinelli and just La La Laing cos they can’t think of any more lyrics?!

 

[Penelope]

REALLY effective staging and camera work on this one.

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh this is truly HATEFUL

 

[ButterTart]

I am THOROUGHLY enjoying this one and I shan’t apologise.

 

[win_the_game]

Why have they made this heat so competitive when we've had some absolute DOG SHIT in previous weeks?

 

[Penelope]

Yeah that's gonna take off big.

 

[Apoca]

Yeah this going direkt.

Yes. This is my take too - sticks out between all the uptempo tonight.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I am THOROUGHLY enjoying this one and I shan’t apologise.

Why are you allowed to remain in the longe?

 

[ButterTart]

REALLY effective staging and camera work on this one.

Best staging of the night to not feature a woman with no eyelids in a Perspex box.

 

[ButterTart]

Here comes the money shot.

 

[auretz]

Whilst it’s not really for me, I would be absolutely here for Måns delivering another face for the ages if he were beaten

 

[ZenGiraffe]

These two look less like corpses than he does!

 

[ButterTart]

Why are you allowed to remain in the longe?

To up the hinged count

 

[Suomi]

Scarlet think they’re tough but if they actually came face to face with t.a.T.u , it’d be like when Bart Simpson met Eric Cartman

 

[ButterTart]

Omg

 

[Lucille]

Still wearing less make-up than the human armoire.

 

[Madison]

If these two are here, where’s David S Pumpkins?

 

[Penelope]

Were the opening vocals meant to sound like that??

 

[Tisch]

Oh I can see why this won the Palme D'@VoR

 

[Tisch]

I'm not feeling this divas.meme

 

[Madison]

This isn’t as good as the sauna song.

 

[ButterTart]

FUCK. ME

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(I'm ignoring the issues with the vocals from the whispery one)

 

[Tisch]

It's giving Azucar Moreno if they went a bit goth

 

[Lucille]

INCREDIBLE