Melodifestivalen 2025: Deltävling Five (Jönköping)

Sweet ‘n’ Psycho is, I feel, the reward I deserve for keeping Jesus in my heart even when the darkness of some heats threatened to overwhelm me.

Victoria is actually better than I expected.

Arvingarna are Arvingarna.

Even the also-ran cannon fodder are bringing solid entries.

Why could these not have been spread out? They’re so much better than most of the dreck we’ve had to trudge through.
 
I would say, as good as it is, Scarlet is still only the third best song in this heat after Arwin and Victoria S
 
I would say, as good as it is, Scarlet is still only the third best song in this heat after Arwin and Victoria S
Victoria’s is MUCH better and classier than I was expecting. I was expecting excellence in the vein of Dinah Nar, what I’ve got is excellence in the vein of Dinah Nar with legs slightly less ajar.
 
01 - Victoria Silvstedt - I am lying on the floor, breasts akimbo, and I cannot get up. I too have woken up having no idea what I'm doing and not knowing my left from my right after listening to this - and I can't wait for the tequilas at the afterparty 😍 Very ACE OF BASE - BEAUTIFUL LIFE x Marina BWO spoken-word monologue that's somehow out of tune x double pregnancy x lifetime subscription to doxyPEP and Hamburger Mary's!!

02 - Arwin - OMG at none of these CLOTH-EARED reviewers knowing their references! This isn't Bigger Than The Universe or Tell The World I'm Here - this is bloody SOUND OF ARROWS finally being brought to the Melfest stage! (and about time too - I've had them down as potential entrants someday if the lead singer ever sees fit to LOWER HIMSELF to getting a hit). My guess is that this is probably headed for the exact same fate Hela natte was in the final heat in 2014, but it's fine - just like in that heat, there are other far more important gay priorities to be getting on with here :disco:

03 - Scarlet - goodness me this feels like about 4 things at once. Like the school shooter version of PUSSYCAT DOLLS - WHEN I GROW UP

04 - Arvingärna - I do find it a touch WEARING how these boys can only do major key pop these days when Eloise was such a thing of beauty, but I can't exactly pretend I didn't know what I was going to be getting here from the song title 'Ring Baby Ring'. Anyway I presume this is coming top three on Saturday and then opening the final when it eventually makes it there by hook or by crook, but that basically nobody is going to ACTUALLY really care about what's happening at any point along the way.

05 - Sara Ludvigsson - I'm sorry but after spending all week listening to the majestic glories of AIN'T NO GOOD thanks to the reviewers for this, only for it to not have a chorus remotely living up to the majestic glories of AIN'T NO GOOD, I declare this NEITHER USE NOR ORNAMENT

06 - Vilhelm Buchaus - GET OUT OF MY GAY POP CONTEST
 
Scarlet’s song is much better than last year’s in the sense that it’s very good and that was not very good.
 
Just listened to Circus X again - it just PLODS ALONG for three minutes and then stops.
 
Ah you must have pressed stop at the fake ending before the balls out finale.
Ok yes, I hadn’t listened to the whole thing! A moderate improvement.

This new one is THE TITS however
 
Just listened to Circus X again - it just PLODS ALONG for three minutes and then stops.
I love it when someone unwittingly exposes that they’ve not bothered listening to the whole song.

My colleague in 2021 when listening to Adrenalina: “Oh that’s really fun, very Eurovision :)
 
I love it when someone unwittingly exposes that they’ve not bothered listening to the whole song.

My colleague in 2021 when listening to Adrenalina: “Oh that’s really fun, very Eurovision :)
Well it's not like it took a swerve into gangsta rap.
 
Victoria's entry was clearly going to be Tess Merkel's next doomed effort if only her husband hadn't threatened to leave her and take the kids with him if she didn't stop blowing through their life savings. :disco:

HATE I'm Yours. Get the fuck out of my gay pop contest!

Arwin very good but a big ask for an untested performer to sell it.

Reckon Scarlet and Arvingarna will go direkt, as long as the Swedes don't do anything stupid RE that straight acoustic nonsense.
 

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