Monday plays the hits of The Sundays for charity

I’m cross too but just because I’m tired

I’ve been filming CONTENT all day and it decided to be summer still
 
@Soldi are you dead in a house in Derbyshire? Just seen a rather alarming article on the BBC :shock:
 
One of the maintenance lads at work: "Blimey you've put on a few pounds, PILING it on!"

Gee I'd never have noticed, thanks for the fucking insight pal. I'm sure getting insulted for my appearance will be a huge help for my emotionally induced weight gain.
 
Jacques said:
@Soldi are you dead in a house in Derbyshire? Just seen a rather alarming article on the BBC :shock:
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Yes my village is really LIVING UP TO IT’S NAME recently. Thankfully I’m back at uni although when driving through yesterday there were tons of police cars everywhere :(
 
I'm moving apartments ALONE because Mr M decided to get a job at the other end of the country

I'm this close to burning all my books and go digital. what a fucking ordeal to move!
 
I‘ve had what I PRESUME is a chest infection for a WEEK now and it’s still not clearing :evil: (and I’ve been tested for COVID a few times and it’s not that)
 
Cloud said:
One of the maintenance lads at work: "Blimey you've put on a few pounds, PILING it on!"

Gee I'd never have noticed, thanks for the fucking insight pal. I'm sure getting insulted for my appearance will be a huge help for my emotionally induced weight gain.
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That is well cunty. Fuck him and fuck his entire species.
 
Soldi said:
I‘ve had what I PRESUME is a chest infection for a WEEK now and it’s still not clearing :evil: (and I’ve been tested for COVID a few times and it’s not that)
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I've got a cold and my voice is shot. Which is a plus for my immediate colleagues, right enough.
 
Also got a cold, woke up sneezing and snotting like there's no tomorrow. Negative lateral flow test and I'm thinking if it was covid it must've been detectable in those nasal passages surely...
 
I ran out of suncream but thought “well it’s not that sunny so it should be ok”

It was not ok

I have a hot grumpy baked feeling now and I’m changing colour slowly like a Polaroid of pain
 
There’s a LEAK in my kitchen :( Woke up to a puddle on the floor (no it’s not my piss for a change)
 
Jacques said:
@Soldi are you dead in a house in Derbyshire? Just seen a rather alarming article on the BBC :shock:
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“The spinster, 72, had accidentally changed her love eggs to the ‘devastator’ setting. She was found spatchcocked on the kitchen floor and clutching a French phrase book with a number of pages stuck together by an as-yet unidentified substance. Police are not considering her death suspicious.”

Holy shit, that’s uncanny.
 
Lucille said:
There’s a LEAK in my kitchen :(
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Stupid lazy Friday Butters decided he couldn’t be arsed doing some tricky phone calls, so he arranged them all for today so Monday Butters has to deal with them. What a cunt.
 
As the weather is glorious, we decided to get the train down to Devon again. Just having fish and chips (well, fish for him, saveloy for me) on the prom :disco:
 
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