Moopyvision 2000-2009: Round 1 - Sweden, UK & Macedonia RESULTS

[Zu]

strap on those stilts

Also at this. I am of course only two foot tall myself (SANS STILTS) which is why I've never posted a picture of myself. TOO TINY FOR THE CAMERA!

 

[Penelope]

May I request a YouTube playlist for each country so I can easily cast it to my TV please dearest @Penelope?

Your wish is my command

 

[ButterTart]

DARLING I DON'T DO BENZOS ANY MORE. The WHAT DAY IS IT NOW thing gets very tiresome

And also, do I really have the energy for the same old argument and upsetting hate speech which will ensue when I give La Voix a well-deserved zero? Not to mention the NON-STOP DEATH THREATS and DONKEY HEADS VIA THE ROYAL MAIL

NO I DO NOT. I have spaniels to be walking

We’ll have less of the Malena-bashing, thanks. That woman sent her child across the Atlantic on a raft made of repurposed Tuc wrappers, all so she could increase her profile outside Sweden. She’s a legend.

 

[Zu]

We’ll have less of the Malena-bashing, thanks. That woman sent her child across the Atlantic on a raft made of repurposed Tuc wrappers, all so she could increase her profile outside Sweden. She’s a legend.

Oh shut up. I have no issue with the LOVELY LADY HERSELF. That Tuc raft was superb although she did rather rudely say that my Ritz box idea was stupid

 

[Zu]

Oh shut up.

AND SO IT STARTS AGAIN

Honestly this is just like that awful coffee morning hosted by @Penelope where she went through our handbags when we were all in the toilet. (I was very frightened so asked everyone to go with me.) I never saw that packet of JPS Superkings again and it all turned SHOCKINGLY UGLY

 

[Penelope]

I am STILL WAITING for that £20 (each) for the LOVELY BISCUIT SPREAD I HAD PUT ON

 

[Zu]

I am STILL WAITING for that £20 (each) for the LOVELY BISCUIT SPREAD I HAD PUT ON

It's true that the biscuit spread was very tasty if a little DRY. And, if I may be so bold, BLATES VALUE

 

[Zu]

Of course the danger with dishing up creamy biscuits is that SOME guests sit there LICKING THEM OUT

 

[Zu]

Yay!

*post reserved for my rant about how Nicki should have been top 5*

Oh she's long since got over it, thanks to the miracle of Pernod

 

[dmlaw]

Starting to worry about MAD ROG. His path to his rightful crown is being blocked by some true heavyweights, like Martin Stenmarck.

The only solution might be a certain amount of tactical voting. I might claim that I was ranking on the basis of best tits so that I can legitimately put Jessica Andersson in second place.

 

[Zu]

I see there's a SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK INFLUENCE on the hair front

VOTE ROGER TO KEEP MARTIN DEGVILLE ALIVE!

 

[Penelope]

Yes, VOTE

 

[Zu]

It's UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE not to vote for some of the UK ones for the wrong reasons! Scooch leave me feeling disgusted and ashamed and I would say warrant a 10 for that very reason

Also how can one give THAT Jemini performance anything but 12?

 

[Zu]

YES I'VE BEEN SUCKED IN AGAIN

God I hate that awful @Penelope. I hope she chokes to death on her milky pudding

 

[Kratz]

H

 

[Kratz]

It's UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE not to vote for some of the UK ones for the wrong reasons! Scooch leave me feeling disgusted and ashamed and I would say warrant a 10 for that very reason

Also how can one give THAT Jemini performance anything but 12?

I don’t know what happened to my other post (blame my fingers) but I was of course commenting on the allure of Lindsay’s activewear.

 

[Zu]

I don’t know what happened to my other post (blame my fingers) but I was of course commenting on the allure of Lindsay’s activewear.

Quite STAINED these days apparently

 

[Soldi]

I don’t know what happened to my other post (blame my fingers) but I was of course commenting on the allure of Lindsay’s activewear.

I’ll have you know she’s a local star in murder hotspot Killamarsh!

 

[Penelope]

H

Oh Kratz, not SMACK

 

[Penelope]

@Zu 2's votes may be the SICKEST YET

 

[Zu]

@Zu 2's votes may be the SICKEST YET

I would HATE TO DISAPPOINT!

 

[Zu]

@Zu 2's votes may be the SICKEST YET

Without wishing to SPILL, is this assessment mainly based on my UK DOUZE?

 

[Penelope]

Without wishing to SPILL, is this assessment mainly based on my UK DOUZE?

The ENTIRE TOP THREE!

 

[Zu]

The ENTIRE TOP THREE!

 

[ButterTart]

The ENTIRE TOP THREE!

If he’s given Andy Abraham a podium spot I’m going round there.

 

[Zu]

If he’s given Andy Abraham a podium spot I’m going round there.

DOOR'S ON THE LATCH

 

[Zu]

If he’s given Andy Abraham a podium spot I’m going round there.

Suffice it to say that I didn't actually expect to give 12 to my douze before reviewing the lovely options available and am now compulsively listening to it on REPEAT

THE DAY IS UTTERLY RUINED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sweden and UK done, slipped in between boring Teams meetings

Macedonia however will need my full attention. I hope everything is as good as XXL

 

[Zu]

Macedonia however will need my full attention. I hope everything is as good as XXL

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

 

[Zu]

Actually I might have to trawl through the Macedonian entries to drag myself out of this terrifying loop

 

[Penelope]

I must say I found Macedonia to be a total REVELATION

 

[Soldi]

@Penelope luv are we also going to be ranking the likes of Serbia & Montenegro and Monaco that only took part a few times?

I DO HOPE SO

 

[Penelope]

YES so NO SKIPPING AHEAD AND SPOILING THE FUN

 

[Penelope]

I do however need to decide what to do about San Marino and Slovakia - both only entered the once during the decade (and for my money with absolute DRECK twice over), so I'm toying with either giving those entries a bye to the semi-finals, or putting them in PLAY-OFFS of some kind to get the right

 

[Soldi]

I’d like to think Montenegro claimed independence during the 00s to allow both them and Serbia two entries in the next round of Moopyvision.

 

[Zu]

@Penelope luv are we also going to be ranking the likes of Serbia & Montenegro and Monaco that only took part a few times?

I DO HOPE SO

WORST THEREFORE BEST ESC ENTRY EVER OBVIOUSLY. Already feeling quite steamy in anticipation of MONACO WEEK

I notice for the first time that it was written by a certain J. WOODFEEL (and IRENE BO ) who I feel sure must have since crafted a whole FLURRY NAY SLURRY of non-stop international hits

 

[Penelope]

Let's have some more SEXY EVENING VOTES PLEASE

@Queen of the Bay @Madison @Iguana @Music @dmlaw @Ill Advised

 

[Penelope]

Also I'm going to need one of @win_the_game, @Dark Carnival or @Lucille to be on LOOK AT THE STATE OF THEM NOW Insta updates duty for the results in lieu of YOURS TRULY

 

[Kratz]

WORST THEREFORE BEST ESC ENTRY EVER OBVIOUSLY. Already feeling quite steamy in anticipation of MONACO WEEK

I notice for the first time that it was written by a certain J. WOODFEEL (and IRENE BO ) who I feel sure must have since crafted a whole FLURRY NAY SLURRY of non-stop international hits

Rumour has it that Princess Grace actually spun in her grave (with delight, obviously!)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well Macedonia were all various shades of