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Well I've been THREATENING this for a while, might as well dive in and get it started 
If you're a homosexual that isn't watching at least one of the Real Housewife franchises yet, talk to me in six months time after we've lived through a Covid-19 riddled Winter with VERY LITTLE NEW TV CONTENT
These are 30 of my favourite wives from across the huge range of franchises.
It actually features quite a lot of INTERNATIONAL flavour, and is missing some of the best-known US BIG NAMES as a result. My opinions are by no-means definitive, and I wholly encourage debate, gifs, quotes etc. should you want to pitch in
(NB: Most of the women in this countdown are utterly TERRIBLE human beings.)
Finally, if you've CURIOUS but have never watched Housewives and don't know where to begin I would suggest New York season 3, Melbourne season 1 or Beverley Hills season 1 as FABULOUS entry points.
See below for countdown SO FAR with links to posts:

If you're a homosexual that isn't watching at least one of the Real Housewife franchises yet, talk to me in six months time after we've lived through a Covid-19 riddled Winter with VERY LITTLE NEW TV CONTENT

These are 30 of my favourite wives from across the huge range of franchises.
It actually features quite a lot of INTERNATIONAL flavour, and is missing some of the best-known US BIG NAMES as a result. My opinions are by no-means definitive, and I wholly encourage debate, gifs, quotes etc. should you want to pitch in

(NB: Most of the women in this countdown are utterly TERRIBLE human beings.)
Finally, if you've CURIOUS but have never watched Housewives and don't know where to begin I would suggest New York season 3, Melbourne season 1 or Beverley Hills season 1 as FABULOUS entry points.
See below for countdown SO FAR with links to posts:
31 - Ester Dee - Real Housewives of Cheshire
30 - Dorit Kemsley - Beverley Hills
29 - Dina Manzo - New Jersey
28 - Jennifer Aydin - New Jersey
27 - Aviva Drescher - New York
26 - Kim Richards - Beverley Hills
25 - SHE by Sheree Whitfield - Atlanta with fab additional thoughts from @Will
24 - Michael and Ashley Darby - Potomac
23 - Athena X and Lisa Oldfield - Sydney
22 - Vile Victoria Rees - Sydney
21 - Gilda and Michelle - Auckland
20 - Janet Roach - Melbourne
19 - Tamra Judge/Barney - OC
18 - Angela Stone - Auckland
17 - Camille Grammar - Beverley Hills with fab additional thoughts from Will
16 - Dorinda Medley - New York
15 - Vicki Gunvalson - OC PART 1 and PART 2 with fab additional thoughts from Will
14 - Kim and Nene - Atlanta with fab additional thoughts from Will
13 - Ramona Singer - New York with fab additional thoughts from Will
12 - Sonja Morgan - New York with fab additional thoughts from Will
11 - Gamble Breaux-Wolf - Melbourne
10 - Gizelle Bryant (and Robyn Dixon) - Potomac
09 - Heather Dubrow - OC with fab additional thoughts from Will
08 - Bethenny Frankel - New York
07 - Gina Liano - Melbourne
06 - Pettifleur Berenger - Melbourne
05 - Danielle Staub - New Jersey PART 1 and PART 2 and PART 2 (part 2) and PART 3
04 - Karen Huger, the Grande Dame of Potomac PART 1 and PART 2
=03 - Phaedra Parks - Real Housewives of Atlanta PART 1 and PART 2
=03 - Kenya Moore - Real Housewives of Atlanta PART 1 and PART 2
02 - Lydia Schiavello - The Real Housewives of Melbourne
01 - Luann de Lesseps aka THE COUNTESS - The Real Housewives of New York
BONUS WRITE UPS:
Cynthia Bailey - Atlanta
Soggy Flicker - New Jersey
Vancouver season 1 part 1 and part 2
Louise Wallace - Auckland, by @Halloumi
Shannon Storms Beador - OC
30 - Dorit Kemsley - Beverley Hills
29 - Dina Manzo - New Jersey
28 - Jennifer Aydin - New Jersey
27 - Aviva Drescher - New York
26 - Kim Richards - Beverley Hills
25 - SHE by Sheree Whitfield - Atlanta with fab additional thoughts from @Will
24 - Michael and Ashley Darby - Potomac
23 - Athena X and Lisa Oldfield - Sydney
22 - Vile Victoria Rees - Sydney
21 - Gilda and Michelle - Auckland
20 - Janet Roach - Melbourne
19 - Tamra Judge/Barney - OC
18 - Angela Stone - Auckland
17 - Camille Grammar - Beverley Hills with fab additional thoughts from Will
16 - Dorinda Medley - New York
15 - Vicki Gunvalson - OC PART 1 and PART 2 with fab additional thoughts from Will
14 - Kim and Nene - Atlanta with fab additional thoughts from Will
13 - Ramona Singer - New York with fab additional thoughts from Will
12 - Sonja Morgan - New York with fab additional thoughts from Will
11 - Gamble Breaux-Wolf - Melbourne
10 - Gizelle Bryant (and Robyn Dixon) - Potomac
09 - Heather Dubrow - OC with fab additional thoughts from Will
08 - Bethenny Frankel - New York
07 - Gina Liano - Melbourne
06 - Pettifleur Berenger - Melbourne
05 - Danielle Staub - New Jersey PART 1 and PART 2 and PART 2 (part 2) and PART 3
04 - Karen Huger, the Grande Dame of Potomac PART 1 and PART 2
=03 - Phaedra Parks - Real Housewives of Atlanta PART 1 and PART 2
=03 - Kenya Moore - Real Housewives of Atlanta PART 1 and PART 2
02 - Lydia Schiavello - The Real Housewives of Melbourne
01 - Luann de Lesseps aka THE COUNTESS - The Real Housewives of New York
BONUS WRITE UPS:
Cynthia Bailey - Atlanta
Soggy Flicker - New Jersey
Vancouver season 1 part 1 and part 2
Louise Wallace - Auckland, by @Halloumi

Shannon Storms Beador - OC
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