Next stage of lockdown and egg related chat

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Not going to shed a single tear over Chinese buffets! SORRY!

 

[Zu]

I actually googled a picture of cheese omelette, chips and beans the other day (as a caff aficionado) and SAVED IT TO MY PHONE TO LOOK AT

What is becoming of us?

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I knew buffets were gross, but such concerns were only invented in January so I never cared.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Oh God I'm seconds away from going on a Google image loop of gross American buffets.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Plus everyone knows all-you-can-eat sushis > Chinese buffets

 

[Zu]

Oh God I'm seconds away from going on a Google image loop of gross American buffets.

SAME!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

SAME!

SHARE PICS HUN

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Plus everyone knows all-you-can-eat sushis > Chinese buffets

Why have one when you can have ALL IN ONE!

International buffets are EVERYTHING.

 

[Rita]

I must say Cosmos world buffet in Edinburgh may well have been the most amazing buffet I have ever attended.

 

[Rita]

@SDF have you and giant are ever went on a HOT DATE there?

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I love a COSMO.

 

[Zu]

Sorry everyone but I am going to do this and you know you want me to

 

[SDF]

Oh god no. You had to queue to get in to Cosmos even before all this lockdown business, which put me right off.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Oh god no. You had to queue to get in to Cosmos even before all this lockdown business, which put me right off.

Who fucking QUEUES? How desperate do you have to BE?!

 

[Kate]

Kate's #1 thing to do in Las Vegas: https://www.lasvegasdirect.com/las-vegas-buffet-of-buffets-deal/

 

[Jark]

Sweden haven't actually done any worse than the rest of us though, have they? There could be method to their madness...

Yes, they have. Deaths per million population:

265 Sweden
84 Denmark
42 Finland
39 Norway

Considering Denmark is more connected to mainland Europe you would expect it to have the worst figures. It's quite obvious that this "not going on lockdown didn't hurt us!" MYTH really is just that.

 

[Kate]

Oh my god those chips look so good. Where do I get some like that delivered? Deliveroo should let you search by PHOTO

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Sorry everyone but I am going to do this and you know you want me to

I know I can make this at home but it’s HARDLY THE SAME.

RIP.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

My omelettes are the tits.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

American buffets are generally so much better. I went to a sushi/ Japanese when I was in Miami last year and it’s in my top ten meals of all time, the standard of food was incredible.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I’m not fond of an omelette generally. I don’t really like “set” egg.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

We're going so off topic, yet it's so relevant. Like middle aged stoners.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

I HATE EGGS

 

[octophone]

Those pics give me the boak.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

CHIPS on the other hand mmmmm

 

[KC 🦋]

This seems absolutely and utterly INSANE to me! It's clear the numbers are becoming utterly meaningless to some people now.

It's basically Trump's method of shifting the responsibility to the states so that he doesn't get the blame when things fuck up.

It's gonna be such a shitshow because now you're gonna have states in various stages of lockdown and we could potentially end up with a sanctuary situation where the infected outnumber the healthy. It's all very Resident Evil.

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

CHIPS on the other hand mmmmm

Chips are actually the only reason I cheated on my self-imposed ban on Deliveroo during lockdown.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

A chip has to be particularly special to get me excited about it.

 

[Kate]

I like my omelettes slightly burnt and crispy so I prefer to make them at home.

EGG FORUM NOW

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

A chip has to be particularly special to get me excited about it.

I'm such a chip WHORE, I'll put anything inside me as long as it's hard enough.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

I like my omelettes slightly burnt and crispy so I prefer to make them at home.

Oh for sure. It's hard not to burn them a little.

 

[KC 🦋]

This is what corona has reduced us to. SCRAMBLED EGGS.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

I HATE EGGS

FUCK YOU. They’re my favourite thing in the world. Well, yolks are.

 

[Rita]

Oh god no. You had to queue to get in to Cosmos even before all this lockdown business, which put me right off.

I was given a handy device that still worked in the Wetherspoons next DOOR that sounded off when I was ready to be seated.

Yes I said WETHERSPOONS.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

Scrambled eggs must be the consistency of thick cream. Any harder and they’re vile.

 

[Say Sheena-na-na]

A chip has to be particularly special to get me excited about it.

Just a vessel for sauce for me.

 

[Kate]

Proper chip shop chips, soggy but with the odd crispy bit, drowned in vinegar. *floods*

 

[octophone]

I used to eat eggs by the half-dozen. If I bought six bought in a weekly shop on a Saturday morning, they would be lucky to reach the Monday. Now, I can't even look at them.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

This is what corona has reduced us to. SCRAMBLED EGGS.

You're a fucking scrambled egg.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

We buy 12 a week.