ZenGiraffe
This is vulgar, but I love it
TSB
Oh no, a suited twink has appeared, rather than a slutty woman with a banger.
This is going to be a long night
I can’t see Marchand giving us a number.Oh no, a suited twink has appeared, rather than a slutty woman with a banger.
This is going to be a long night
They’ve been rehearsing this one between 1 and 4am for a week!I’m not watching on account of being in Morocco, where the only thing that happened of note in the last fortnight is Morocco destroying Egypt 6-0.
Also, the opening ceremony was shit and I don’t fancy more of the same.
Well I'VE NEVER HEARD OF HIMHe's the FACE of the games!
Who looks at swimmers’ faces?He's the FACE of the games!
How many Eurovision acts do you think we’ll see? I predict one.
The lyrics are a bit too sanguineous for my liking.Why does France get a better national anthem than the UK![]()
Literally everyone has a better national anthem than the UK.Why does France get a better national anthem than the UK![]()
Literally everyone has a better national anthem than the UK.
Hopefully she’s part of the Tom Cruise skit and gets droppedImagine if Katy Perry shows up.