Paris 2024 - Day 16 and Closing Ceremony (Sun 11 Aug)

And we're all suddenly reminded that the opening ceremony was, mostly, shit
 
I’m not watching on account of being in Morocco, where the only thing that happened of note in the last fortnight is Morocco destroying Egypt 6-0.

Also, the opening ceremony was shit and I don’t fancy more of the same.
 
Is this going to be like those balloon races from school fun days? Just let it off its leash and see where it lands.
 
I’m not watching on account of being in Morocco, where the only thing that happened of note in the last fortnight is Morocco destroying Egypt 6-0.

Also, the opening ceremony was shit and I don’t fancy more of the same.
They’ve been rehearsing this one between 1 and 4am for a week!
 
Please don’t take it to the stadium by boat or parkour. Use a car.
 
Obsessed with the Olympics' commitment to DREADFUL CAMERA WORK. Were the competent ones all on strike? Never mind, it's just one of the biggest televised events of the decade.
 
How many Eurovision acts do you think we’ll see? I predict one.
 
Nice to see they didn't miss us out in that representation of a Meractor Projection (which would have been a suitable shady thing of France to do).
 
What if all of a country’s athletes have gone already?
 

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