Post an entry that demanded "you WILL vote for this!"

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Hugely looking forward to La Zarra's entry into this CANON.

 

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[win_the_game]

 

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YES!

 

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Too soon?

 

[Velvet sKANT]

Everything went downhill with her vocals and the staging, but in her head she was WINNING THIS !

 

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[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

 

[HalamaK]

All of Carola's entries.
All of them successful until that one, last, and astonishingly unhinged attempt.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

I feel QUEASY

 

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A rare SUCCESSFUL EXAMPLE

 

[ADONK5]

Hugely looking forward to La Zarra's entry into this CANON.

I'm not sure it counts if you do it yourself.

 

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Look, surely if anything COMMUNES THE SPIRIT of "you WILL vote for this!", it's DISPENSING YOUR DISCO SONG STOCK STILL FROM THE TOP OF A FIFTEEN FOOT POLE and doing NOTHING ELSE!

 

[KNT]

Poor La Zarra demonstrating that sometimes demanding "you WILL vote for this" leads quickly on to being declared an enemy of the republic.

 

[C’est la VoR]

*forward rolls offstage*

 

[C’est la VoR]

Not speaking Spanish, I like to think that in her little speech at the end of that performance, Soraya is announcing to the audience that she has hidden an explosive device somewhere in the arena, which she will detonate if she does not receive douze points from at least 15 different countries.

 

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*forward rolls offstage*

The bit where she does a magic disappearing act, which is clearly meant to be impressive, but which also gives her a full 30 seconds to get to a different part of the stage

 

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"Come on and TAKE ME (TAKE ME!)
come on and SHAKE ME (SHAKE ME!)"

Has an entry BEFORE OR SINCE so powerfully channeled the energy of LOUISE WOODWARD?

 

[Melfester]

 

[auretz]

A retro successful example



Her extremely smug looks get me every time

 

[Melfester]

34 years on and I still regard this as the best Eurovision entry of all time (if I had a gun to my head and had to choose).

Sorry, just realised too early for televoting.

 

[Melfester]

This one not qualifying still irritates me. Worse still that it came last with the juries and 2nd last in the televote. What is wrong with people? This was the first and only year that I voted for a Eurovision song from outside of the UK.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

The bit where she does a magic disappearing act, which is clearly meant to be impressive, but which also gives her a full 30 seconds to get to a different part of the stage

Which no doubt inspired Barei's powercut!

 

[lolly]

34 years on and I still regard this as the best Eurovision entry of all time (if I had a gun to my head and had to choose).

Sorry, just realised too early for televoting.

I much prefer it to Carola, but I'd say she would fit the 'you WILL vote for this' brief of the thread more. Amina was far too Gallic to demand votes in that way.

 

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Yes - Amina couldn't care less either way, whereas nobody would have made it out of that theatre alive if Carola had lost that night on countback ()

 

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[lolly]

A retro successful example



Her extremely smug looks get me every time

Magnificent

Another retro one. All of it, but specifically 2:25

 

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A clear EVERYTHING AND THE KITCHEN SINK example (which still feels a bit like it flattered to deceive)

 

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...and one which was just as much "FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST DO IT, WE'LL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER OURSELVES" by the last minute.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

I cry.

I DIE!

 

[Melfester]

I much prefer it to Carola, but I'd say she would fit the 'you WILL vote for this' brief of the thread more. Amina was far too Gallic to demand votes in that way.

Yeah, I misunderstood the thread.

 

[Melfester]

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

'With 9 points....AUSTRALIA'

 

[Apo-KANT!]

Yes but is it SCHLAGER?