Post an entry that demanded "you WILL vote for this!" (1 Viewer)

[Penelope]

Either SUCCESSFULLY OR UNSUCCESSFULLY (of course PREFERABLY the latter)

 

[Penelope]

I'll START

 

[Penelope]

Obviously THIS unsuccessfully

 

[ButterTart]

 

[ButterTart]

Everything about this has a gloriously desperate air of 'Europ please to make vote at us'

 

[disneyteletubby]

'Zero Gravity' the 2019 entry from Australia - not sure how well it did again, but quite memorable chorus/staging

 

[Penelope]

Everything about this has a gloriously desperate air of 'Europ please to make vote at us'

POINT OF ORDER: there is a DISTINCT difference between "please vote for us Europe please please" and "you WILL vote for this "

 

[Soldi]

 

[ButterTart]

POINT OF ORDER: there is a DISTINCT difference between "please vote for us Europe please please" and "you WILL vote for this "

The blonde piece in the back clearly wouldn't think twice about glassing a cunt for not voting for them, so I'd say this covers both bases.

 

[Penelope]

POINT OF ORDER: there is a DISTINCT difference between "please vote for us Europe please please" and "you WILL vote for this "

EXAMPLES (successful and failed)





In the words of @Suomi "a 'you WILL vote for this' has to have a large degree of arrogance"

 

[Penelope]

The blonde piece in the back clearly wouldn't think twice about glassing a cunt for not voting for them, so I'd say this covers both bases.

Oh please - it's totally GIMLET-EYED Bengtzing lookalike Dorkas that has NO COMPUNCTION around getting violent if the votes aren't on hand (/if blonde Melanie doesn't get the armography right)

 

[Marina Salty]

I think very few people have demanded it as splendidly as she did in these 40 seconds.

 

[Sheena]

EXAMPLES (successful and failed)





In the words of @Suomi "a 'you WILL vote for this' has to have a large degree of arrogance"

Or desperation

 

[Sheena]

Though how we've got THIS far without mentioning possibly the greatest failed example of ALL TIME, I don't know:

 

[Sheena]

As potentially OUR SILV'S top fan during the time, I haven't thought about her for a while, so thought I'd pop onto Wikipedia and see what I could find out about any recent action. THIS passed me by at the time, but :

Silvia also claimed the only reason Carola qualified for the final was that she had sex with the head of the EBU in a car before the competition.

 

[Marina Salty]

Sadly this triumph has to be mentioned as unsuccessful

 

[Soldi]

Sadly this triumph has to be mentioned as unsuccessful

They still managed to receive that VERY EXPENSIVE douze points from the Polish jury!

 

[Penelope]

Obviously THIS is 2021's leading example

 

[Suomi]

 

[Marina Salty]

These impossible to ignore iconic goddesses

 

[Kevin]

 

[Suomi]

Never has so much achieved so little



One member of this ensemble is, in fact, the embodiment of you WILL vote for this!

 

[Penelope]

I howl every time I remember the anecdote of Krassimir's house being stormed in a police sting and him shrieking "how can you attempt to arrest me?! It is I, Krassimir Avramov, THE VOICE!"

 

[Alex]

OBVIOUSLY

 

[Penelope]

To briefly diverge into a MELFEST example

 

[Penelope]

This one really BEATS the viewers' heads with it in the last minute

 

[Kratz]

As potentially OUR SILV'S top fan during the time, I haven't thought about her for a while, so thought I'd pop onto Wikipedia and see what I could find out about any recent action. THIS passed me by at the time, but :

It was TRUE!

 

[Marina Salty]

You know this was

 

[Kratz]

Obviously THIS is 2021's leading example

Oh GOD this is like the dictionary definition!

Her poor face when the televote came in

 

[Lucille]

These impossible to ignore iconic goddesses

Has a song ever been so RELENTLESS?!

 

[Kratz]

If in doubt raise your voice, or better still, YELL

 

[D5K]

 

[Penelope]

YES!

 

[Sheena]

Anna Vissi basically tried to SHOUT Europe into submission and I WAS THERE FOR IT

 

[Sheena]

And from the same year, I think we should also throw this into the mix

 

[Penelope]

God that SULTRY RAP VERSE slays me every time

 

[Sheena]

For me it's the FORTY A DAY smokers' teeth whitened on the cheap

 

[Apoca]

Speaking of 2006, this clearly ATTEMPTED "you will vote for this" but failed hideously, of course.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Apoca]

SHA - Gravidee!