Rank the Super Saturday SMASHES

[VoR]

It truly was the night of... *trails off uncomfortably*

Croatia: LET 3 - Mama ŠČ!


Denmark: Reiley - Breaking My Heart


Estonia: Alika - Bridges


Italy: Marco Mengoni - Due Vite


Latvia: Sudden Lights - Aijā


Malta: The Busker - Dance (Our Own Party)


Romania: Theodor Andrei - D.G.T. (Off and On)

 

[VoR]

1. Denmark
2. Italy
3. Malta
4. Latvia
5. Estonia
6. Croatia
7. Romania

To be fair, 1-4 are perfectly acceptable entries. Nothing I truly LOVE just yet though.

I'm still utterly agog at Romania

 

[Soldi]

1. Italy
2. Denmark
3. Estonia
4. Malta
5. Latvia
6. Romania
7. Croatia

 

[Soldi]

I think this would have gone FINE if Croatia and Romania hadn’t chosen absolute CUNT FLAPS as entries

 

[Penelope]

Romania and Estonia really need to sit in the corner and think about what they've done.

1. Denmark
2. Italy
3. Malta
4. Croatia
5. Latvia
6. Estonia
7. Romania

 

[Eyes]

1. Croatia
2. Estonia
3. Romania
4. Italy
5. Latvia
6. Malta
7. Denmark

I probably should like Malta but something about it feels off, Denmark is not my thing at all. Croatia, Estonia and Romania are great entries and Italy is pretty good if just standard Italy.

 

[Kratz]

I can’t even be bothered - most of them are awful - Italy is a pretty song but totally uninspired. Was all that effort in Sanremo really worth it, for that song?

I can’t believe I am waiting for the UK (the UK!) to come and save this mess

 

[ButterTart]

1. Italy
2. Latvia
3. Croatia
4. Malta
5. Denmark
6. Estonia
7. Romania

I actively like my top 3 and will do my best to accept Malta. The other three? Oof, fuck me.

 

[ButterTart]

I can’t even be bothered - most of them are awful - Italy is a pretty song but totally uninspired. Was all that effort in Sanremo really worth it, for that song?

I can’t believe I am waiting for the UK (the UK!) to come and save this mess

Chicane ft Rina Sawayama with a song co-written by Kate Bush will, of course, rescue not only the contest but society in general.

 

[Jacques]

I don't get what Estonia have done to some of you, isn't it just a pretty standard ballad? And the choice that they were expected to make (as much as I would've preferred Sissi or Ollie)

1. Denmark
2. Italy
3. Estonia
4. Malta
5. Croatia
6. Latvia
7. Romania

Croatia I was kind of getting into halfway through, there were no words to describe it and I appreciated that. Latvia I've already forgotten and Romania was just bad.

 

[VoR]

The Estonian song isn’t atrocious, just really really boring. It’s essentially the same song as Greece 2015 and Poland 2017.

 

[Marina Salty]

1. Italy
2. Denmark
3. Estonia
4. Malta
5. Latvia
6. Romania
7. Croatia

 

[Ill Advised]

1. Italy
2. Denmark
3. Estonia
4. Malta
5. Latvia
6. Romania
7. Croatia

 

[D5K]

Italy top but apart from that I don't think I can rank them, most of them fall into a blob of indifference where I can't distinguish between them yet.

 

[funky]

Me coming into this thread

Me listening to the first ten seconds of the first clip

I DO TRY MOOPY. REALLY I DO TRY.

 

[Soldi]

I mean the first clip is truly the worst.

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Me coming into this thread

Me listening to the first ten seconds of the first clip

I DO TRY MOOPY. REALLY I DO TRY.

I’d not even bother trying with the vast majority of THESE

HORRIFYING

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Malta reminds me of that Icelandic DADI one and nothing can be more upsetting