Saturday steals from children

ZenGiraffe

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Just been to Aldi and there were Pokémon things in the middle aisle, and I managed to nab the last plushie :disco:

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Some poor wean is going to be BITTERLY DISAPPOINTED when he drags his parents to Aldi later.
 
It’s my first weekend off this year so of course I woke up with GI issues at 6am this morning 😍
 
I thought it was going to be one of those £100K PRIZE POT things and was about to demand the drinks being on Mr L!
 
Honestly, I don't know what sort of vibe I'm giving off this era, but after being tapped up for cocaine a few weeks back, someone just offered me a blow job for my hat.
 
Booked a night at the casino. Wish me luck, ladies. I need to win enough to get out of this country :D
 

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