Targeted Advertising

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All that outfit needs is a gold chain necklace and Ron is ready to start selling heroin out of a laundromat.
 
Whenever I open my Instagram I get a picture of Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit, and I spend 20 minutes moaning to co-workers about how whenever I open insta it’s Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit, so insta thinks I enjoy this content, and now my insta is basically exclusively Barry Keoghan in awful outfits.
 
Lucille said:
Whenever I open my Instagram I get a picture of Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit, and I spend 20 minutes moaning to co-workers about how whenever I open insta it’s Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit, so insta thinks I enjoy this content, and now my insta is basically exclusively Barry Keoghan in awful outfits.
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You’re living my dream
 
Lucille said:
Whenever I open my Instagram I get a picture of Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit, and I spend 20 minutes moaning to co-workers about how whenever I open insta it’s Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit, so insta thinks I enjoy this content, and now my insta is basically exclusively Barry Keoghan in awful outfits.
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This, but replace "Barry Keoghan in an awful outfit" with "fit shirtless gays who I don't fancy but secretly do"
 
My for you page is 80% Middle Eastern guys in their pants, 10% silly looking dogs and 10% Claudia Winkleman.

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Despite all my microphone supposedly being turned off and all the associated ad preferences, since we started watching Breaking Bad last week, Amazon has actually been recommending me METH PIPES :D

(Which now seem to have moved to “keep shopping for” now I’ve clicked on it…)

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I doubt these Reddit ones are targeted, but they did draw my attention (though I'm the one chasing after a wrapper if it doesn't bin properly :rofl:)
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Also this e.l.f. one (I only bought a liquid lipstick about 5 years ago, haha)
JUDGE BEAUTY

Wow the lady in the middle Judge Judy is 81? :disco:

And this (which I'd like to see eventually, but not tomorrow :D)

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Things I get ALL THE TIME on Instagram and I don't know why


WATER FILTERS

MAGNET MOOD LIGHTING STRIPS FOR THE KITCHEN

SOLAR PANELS

JET WASH HOSES

CAT FOOD

MOULD REMOVER


It thinks I'm a lesbian eco-warrior. With damp issues.
 
I get water filters too :D along with eco-friendly, sustainable and affordable fast fashion items like the most boring, plain white t-shirts that apparently "flatter your physique".
 
Pipo said:
I get water filters too :D along with eco-friendly, sustainable and affordable fast fashion items like the most boring, plain white t-shirts that apparently "flatter your physique".
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Oh yes I get them too

CLASSIC TEES THAT DONT STAIN OR STRETCH OR GIVE YOU A BELLY OR SHRINK OR RESHAPE

Sure, Jan.
 
I got a bit tipsy last week and ended up purchasing something that just would NOT disappear from my feed. I was genuinely a bit tantalised and the guy on the ad was hot so I always ended up stopping for at least 0.5 seconds (that's how they get you!). I've bought, am actually very happy with it, and the ads have literally disappeared. How do they even know so much to know that you eventually caved? C'est magique
 
Tisch said:
I got a bit tipsy last week and ended up purchasing something that just would NOT disappear from my feed. I was genuinely a bit tantalised and the guy on the ad was hot so I always ended up stopping for at least 0.5 seconds (that's how they get you!). I've bought, am actually very happy with it, and the ads have literally disappeared. How do they even know so much to know that you eventually caved? C'est magique
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SPILL!

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