Thursday because (yesterday) didn’t happen. (1 Viewer)

[AGinAg (39)]

Naughty. Bad Moopy.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Star]

So much going on with life at the moment that every day is just exhasting me!

Still, holiday from work next week at least.

 

[lolly]

On the bus to work. The person sitting next to me is reading. He marks his pages by folding the corners.

I feel sick.

 

[Rachey]

Moopy I am in a book dilemma.

Just finished a book on my kindle. And I've ordered a paperback book I really want to read which arrives Saturday...so do I not read for 2 days until the book arrives, or do I start a book on my kindle and wait to read the I've ordered

 

[Tisch]

Moopy I am in a book dilemma.

Just finished a book on my kindle. And I've ordered a paperback book I really want to read which arrives Saturday...so do I not read for 2 days until the book arrives, or do I start a book on my kindle and wait to read the I've ordered

Read something you can finish in two days!

 

[Rachey]

Read something you can finish in two days!

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I did think this! But not that book

 

[Tisch]

Good evening

I was just hit with the "how do babies get out of the body" question with NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

Why is there no "willy" equivalent for "vagina" please? "FANNY" just sounds way too expletive to say to a 6 year old.

 

[Lucille]

TUPPENCE.

 

[Tisch]

My family used to say DOOBERRY but I learnt later on that was very much an us-thing.

Maybe I should just go whole hog and prepare him for the future and stick with CUNT

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MIMSY

 

[Star]

Good evening

I was just hit with the "how do babies get out of the body" question with NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

Why is there no "willy" equivalent for "vagina" please? "FANNY" just sounds way too expletive to say to a 6 year old.

We go for 'noonie'

 

[Joseph]

A baby is born from the LADY GARDEN

 

[Tisch]

I panicked and said VAGINA then nearly laughed when he very clearly repeated VAGIIIINA? back to me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why not go for GIRL BUSSY

 

[Lucille]

I panicked and said VAGINA then nearly laughed when he very clearly repeated VAGIIIINA? back to me

In my head he’s saying it like Laganga.

 

[Star]

There's some lady on fb trying to convince everyone that you can manifest yourself anything. Reckons she has gotten her clients to manifest 2 million pounds houses. Honestly never heard so much trash.

 

[big ron]

FOO

 

[big ron]

There's some lady on fb trying to convince everyone that you can manifest yourself anything. Reckons she has gotten her clients to manifest 2 million pounds houses. Honestly never heard so much trash.

You’ll never manifest anything with that attitude

 

[big ron]

Now send me £55.55 and I’ll tell you how to will abundance into your life

 

[Soldi]

Now send me £55.55 and I’ll tell you how to will abundance into your life

Send that to me because it’ll cover my monthly car insurance payment x

 

[big ron]

Send that to me because it’ll cover my monthly car insurance payment x

omg your car insurance is sacred hun blessings and light xo

 

[jyxz]

Little girls called it a ‘fairy’ back in my day @Tisch

 

[Marina Salty]

Good evening

I was just hit with the "how do babies get out of the body" question with NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.

Why is there no "willy" equivalent for "vagina" please? "FANNY" just sounds way too expletive to say to a 6 year old.

In child talk vocab we call that peepee if it helps.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Just say GASH or SLIT.

 

[jyxz]

Little girls called it a ‘fairy’ back in my day @Tisch

The polite ones anyway.

There’s always MINGE?

 

[Marina Salty]

We go for 'noonie'

If you change that first n with an m it'd be our vulgar word for it

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Moonie is greek for cunt/twat?

 

[dmlaw]

Just say GASH or SLIT.

AXE WOUND

 

[jyxz]

My old boss said she used to call hers a pig when she was little

Coz it looked like a trotter? I never asked further. We all cracked up about it though.

 

[jyxz]

WASH YER PIG!

(She’s right Northern)

 

[Dark Carnival]

MUFF

 

[GNL]

People used to call it a MINNIE around our parts, which led to a family member refusing to buy their daughter a 100% MINNIE t-shirt from the Disney Store.

 

[AGinAg (39)]

Why do I feel like I knew it as FRONT BOTTOM?

 

[big ron]

Just say GASH or SLIT.

I opted to bypass the niceties and taught ron jr from an early age its called a GAPING CUNT

 

[floppet]

The correct terminology is flue.

 

[GNL]

Love that this has turned into a 50 words for minge thread.

(Come on Joe, you've got 32 to go)

 

[Marina Salty]

Moonie is greek for cunt/twat?

Yes (and it works also as an insult too) but the accent is on the second syllable (stress the nie as a French person would instead of moo)

 

[Kate]

People used to call it a MINNIE around our parts, which led to a family member refusing to buy their daughter a 100% MINNIE t-shirt from the Disney Store.

As a fellow Kentish queen, CAN CONFIRM

(well not about the t-shirt)

 

[Kate]

Although at home we just used to say "bits"