Thursday has a question about SuRie

[Nancy]

Good morning!

 

[Nancy]

Why does she have a random capital R in the middle of her name? Did she accidentally hit the shift key when typing it on her iPhone and then thought, “Ooooh, that looks good. It’s edgy. I’ll keep it.”

 

[Soldi]

The manager at Pizza Express forced her to change her name

 

[COB]

I think it's because her full name is Suzanne something or other, so she mashed up her first name and surname - the French would call this a "portmeirion".

 

[Diddy]

Why does she have a random capital R in the middle of her name? Did she accidentally hit the shift key when typing it on her iPhone and then thought, “Ooooh, that looks good. It’s edgy. I’ll keep it.”

Actually her real name is Helen but there’s already a Helen and Sade would’ve had a fit if she’d been skipped, so she had to be SuRie

 

[Nancy]

I think it's because her full name is Suzanne something or other, so she mashed up her first name and surname - the French would call this a "portmeirion".

I call it a portman toe.

 

[Iguana]

"portmeirion".

 

[octophone]

She pinched it from The Fall's second album:

 

[big ron]

Hope you've all voted BIG RON today.

 

[octophone]

VOTE BOR(is) GORN

 

[octophone]

I vote postally so I did mine last week.

 

[Kate]

I shall vote on my way out later to see Confidence Man supported by audiobooks

 

[Diddy]

Feeling quite horrid, it’s the last day of my golden week holiday, tomorrow is alright but I checked Teams and there’s a meeting next week (which I can’t attend) about the branch school I work at. No details, just an announcement that everyone should try to attend, from the head of HR. What an ominous as fuck message, posted just before the holiday too.

Apparently this branch office is the most profitable in Japan, mainly because of the contracts it takes care of outside the office (eg going to schools and tea Jing there). It’s also the home of the west Japan regional office, so it is physically large.

I don’t think we are closing but I mean it could easily be that. Might just be relocating if the rent is too much? Anyway I won’t be able to find out anything until Wednesday and now I feel like shit

 

[RJN]

I went out last night and messaged this guy I had hooked up with a few months ago. And he just responded NOW? On a Thursday morning?

 

[Lucille]

Someone in the office just said they don’t like Emily Thornberry and I audibly CHOKED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone in the office just said they don’t like Emily Thornberry and I audibly CHOKED.

RESIGN

 

[jivafox]

Found out today that somebody mislabelled the drinking water in our workspace and we’ve all been drinking dodgy stuff for the past six months.

 

[RJN]

Found out today that somebody mislabelled the drinking water in our workspace and we’ve all been drinking dodgy stuff for the past six months.

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! What was it?

 

[Dark Carnival]

VODKA

 

[RJN]

there's nothing more disgusting than taking a sip of vodka that you thought was water

 

[GNL]

there's nothing more disgusting than taking a sip of vodka that you thought was water

And nothing more disappointing than the opposite

 

[big ron]

I got added to a group chat full of monks today.

 

[big ron]

By a monk

 

[Suomi]

I had an affair with a Moopy member’s aunt recently. I can’t tell you much more except that her name is Helen.

 

[Lucille]

Got added to the work WhatsApp group today, was praying there wasn’t one, it’s not for anything official, just for ‘fun’ apparently!

 

[Tisch]

Got added to the work WhatsApp group today, was praying there wasn’t one, it’s not for anything official, just for ‘fun’ apparently!

Flashback to my old job where someone bounded in and asked us to REDUCE MEMES PLEASE.

Thank god for my present work one which only ever gets used to ask if "anyone else is having connection issues or is it just me lol?"

 

[Suomi]

Got added to the work WhatsApp group today, was praying there wasn’t one, it’s not for anything official, just for ‘fun’ apparently!

Omg I thought you wrote the Moopy WhatsApp group and my heart stopped!

 

[Lucille]

Like how my Mum asks me if I saw something in the family Facebook group, only for me to respond, ‘What family Facebook group?’

 

[Suomi]

Well don’t worry babe, I’m sure your family don’t have a secret group, just as I’m sure there’s not some secret Moopy WhatsApp group run by evil masterminds

*looks at @OutSynk *

 

[lolly]

I got added to a group chat full of monks today.

Hot

 

[lolly]

Got added to the work WhatsApp group today, was praying there wasn’t one, it’s not for anything official, just for ‘fun’ apparently!

KILL THEM WITH FIRE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well don’t worry babe, I’m sure your family don’t have a secret group, just as I’m sure there’s not some secret Moopy WhatsApp group run by evil masterminds

To be fair, it is just pictures of Kate's tits that Indie leaves on read.

 

[GNL]

I got added to a group chat full of monks today.

Frère Ron, Frère Ron, dormez-vous?

 

[big ron]

Hot

He was quite cute, tbf.

I remember when we went to watch the solstice at Stonehenge and Ms Ron was thirsting after all the hot Hare Krishna boys until I told her they were all celibate.

 

[Star]

I was reading Kylie a bedtime story and came across Little Cobby

 

[GinAg (39)]

there's nothing more disgusting than taking a sip of vodka that you thought was water

I did that when I was super super hungover after drinking vodka. I was sick on my desk.

 

[Lucille]

Nothing quite like starting your day downing the flat G&T next to your bed thinking it’s water!

Actually lost count how often this has happened.

 

[COB]

I was reading Kylie a bedtime story and came across Little Cobby View attachment 9828

It's like looking in a mirror!