Trump SHOT + Sixth and various other Assassination Attempts

[KNT]

Which pop girl WOULD Trump stan?

 

[KC 🦋]

ASSASSINATE HIM

 

[Ich Carniva-la-la-la]

Which pop girl WOULD Trump stan?

Katy Perry

 

[Cloud]

Fuck's sake, if you're going to make a country obsessed with guns at least teach them to AIM

Project 2025 is terrifying and now seems pretty much inevitable

 

[Joseph]

Which pop girl WOULD Trump stan?

Katy

 

[Art Decade]

 

[Joseph]

Ok he ate that

 

[cwej]

I'm sorry, but the chances of it being staged are next to nothing.

They were ahead in the polls and had nothing much to gain, someone ACTUALLY DIED, and if it came out that they got one of their own supporters shot dead for a press photo then the campaign would be doomed.

I love the idea that Republicans wouldn’t mind one person dying to further their cause…

(As it happens I don’t think it was staged now that there are people confirmed dead - but the idea that they would give a shit about one person dying is preposterous to me).

 

[Joseph]

They never care when there’s collateral damage. I mean look at January 6th.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

So he had a bomb. He really underachieved in the end.

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

FLOP ASSASSIN

 

[Joseph]

He was probably homeschooled since Republicans believe school is evil

 

[Finnland]

I hope he didn't die thinking he'd succeeded, and had a second or two to live with the FAILURE

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

So close to getting on the Moopy banner.

 

[octophone]

I'm quite enjoying their search for a motive. He's a horrible, racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, Putin-loving prick, what more motive could anyone NEED?

 

[KC 🦋]

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

The man who died was ironically NRA.

 

[big ron]

The man who died was ironically NRA.

I mean how can these gun freaks carry on when their own poster boy is getting shot. More guns?

 

[TiShh]

This capture is insane

(NB: Text Pennsylvania to 88022 makes me think GREAT AMERICAN SONG CONTEST)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Did he literally survive because he turned his head at just the right moment?

What a blessing/shame/miracle/disaster [delete as appropriate]

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Do you think he’s a man sent from the future?

 

[Joseph]

I’m beginning to think he’s the anti-Christ

 

[Art Decade]

He's been reborn!

 

[KC 🦋]

Half the country wants him dead. Every second breath he draws is already a gift from God.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

What REPUBLICAN FAGGOT made this and can he be CAST OUT from the LGBTQ+s please

 

[KNT]

What REPUBLICAN FAGGOT made this and can he be CAST OUT from the LGBTQ+s please

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

Where did they find a HD video of that performance more importantly!

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Where did they find a HD video of that performance more importantly!

MTV put it on YouTube a few years ago randomly and then took it down again a few months later

 

[RJN]

Imagine sitting here watching an all out civil war raging in america while eating some crisps

remember me for the good times (winning ASFM) not the bad (anything I ever posted drunk)

 

[ZjermGiraffe]

Did he literally survive because he turned his head at just the right moment?

What a blessing/shame/miracle/disaster [delete as appropriate]

Reddit says YES

 

[Shoat]

"The former Trump"

 

[octophone]

Reddit says YES

FUCK! SO CLOSE!

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Yes, yes you are.

 

[Ha-lucy-nation]

It must be wild to have a bullet fly 1cm past your head.

 

[Hard Rock Ag-elujah]

Trump goes to the store for a loaf of bread
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)
Bullets flying all around his head
(Don't you love me, don't you love me no more)

 

[octophone]

It must be wild to have a bullet fly 1cm past your head.

He could at least have had the decency to shit himself.

 

[HalamaK]

He could at least have had the decency to shit himself.

No thank you, that's Biden's new signature move.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

So the bystander that got killed that day and is being proclaimed a hero was a pretty awful person (no shock)