UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[Madíson]

Reshuffle imminent

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We might be losing Priti Patel this afternoon.

I'd be happy but I am sure they'll just find someone even more evil instead.

 

[GNL]

We might be losing Priti Patel this afternoon.

I'd be happy but I am sure they'll just find someone even more evil instead.

The good news: Priti is no longer Home Secretary

The bad news: she is now the Queen

 

[Diddy]

She’s now the Grand High Witch

she was quoted as saying that immigrants smelled like “dogs droppings”

 

[Lucille]

We might be losing Priti Patel this afternoon.

I'd be happy but I am sure they'll just find someone even more evil instead.

I actually can’t think of anyone MORE EVIL, although I’m prepared to be UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I actually can’t think of anyone MORE EVIL, although I’m prepared to be UNPLEASANTLY SURPRISED.

The rumours are focusing on Gavin Williamson and Dominic Rabb so the evil may not be slain yet.

 

[octophone]

Gavin Williamson is an absolute fuckwit.

He'll be given Health.

 

[octophone]

We might be losing Priti Patel this afternoon.

I wish that was "losing" in the sense of the word meaning "dead". Still, one thing at a time, eh?

 

[Madíson]

Williamson GONE

 

[Iguana]

Williamson GONE

That doesn't particularly sound like he's been given another job, does it?

 

[Madíson]

That doesn't particularly sound like he's been given another job, does it?

Nope. He would have waited if he had a replacement job.

 

[octophone]

YAAS! Piss off Williamson, you worthless buffoon.

Now to find out which dribble of sloth mucus is replacing him...

 

[jivafox]

 

[Madíson]

I’d expect something for Anne-Marie Trevelyan. She only left the Cabinet because her department was merged.

 

[Iguana]

 

[Madíson]

Rumours Buckland (Justice/Lord Chancellor) has lost his job.

 

[Iguana]

Is anyone STAYING?

 

[Indie]

Is anyone STAYING?

I wasn't planning on going anywhere

 

[Funky]

It’s just shovelling the shit from one side of the room to the other isn’t it?

 

[Iguana]

Matt Hancock checks his phone

 

[Funky]

I guess there’s no chance of getting rid of the Mogg is there

 

[octophone]

Matt Hancock checks his phone

Well, he's waiting for a callback from that lovely chap from Santander who needed his 16 digit credit card number, expiry date and the last 3 digits on the back of the card for a fraud check earlier on.

 

[Lucille]

Robert Buckland SACKED.

MORE PLEASE!

 

[Soldi]

It will MAKE MY DAY if that EVIL WITCH is sacked.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Sorry but

 

[Iguana]

Sorry but

I can only assume they're hacking his phone

 

[jivafox]

Give us PICS

 

[Lucille]

SCREAMING!

 

[Iguana]

He didn't cry when he was sacked for BAD BEHAVIOUR by Theresa May (he did a radio interview straight after) so I'm not sure I believe this

 

[Soldi]

Omg


@Andrea Chansen AGOG

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He didn't cry when he was sacked for BAD BEHAVIOUR by Theresa May (he did a radio interview straight after) so I'm not sure I believe this

I do. Because you have to take your moments of joy with this shitshow of a government, even if they are dubiously sourced.

(And also, the context is different. Everyone knew that Tess was on the way out and he'd have another shot at cabinet. This is probably more likely to be permanent this time)

 

[Madíson]

That little shit Jenrick (MCHLG) is gone! Completely in the pocket of housing developers.

 

[octophone]

DAMN Twitter being blocked at work

 

[octophone]

That little shit Jenrick is gone!

YAAS. Absolute arsehole.

 

[octophone]

Who on earth is replacing them? I mean, they're going to be dreadful people because they're Tory MPs but I want to know what the game is - does he want a load of 'yes' men and women or is there something else?

 

[Lucille]

I hope he does a Red Wedding and offs ALL OF THEM.

 

[Madíson]

Surprised about Buckland. He seemed relatively competent/sane compared to his colleagues. A rare non-English accent in the cabinet too.

 

[Lucille]

Surprised about Buckland. He seemed relatively competent/sane

THERE’S YOUR REASON.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Surprised about Buckland. He seemed relatively competent/sane compared to his colleagues. A rare non-English accent in the cabinet too.

I mean...



He should have resigned that moment!

 

[Loufoque]

Fire them all, and leave the posts vacant. That will do less harm.