Ukraine 2024: alyona alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria

[win_the_game]

at this woman just giving up trying to translate Ruslana's musings.

"And so on..."

 

[C’est la VoR]

Quite enjoying this batshit nonsense

 

[C’est la VoR]

"Something... Moldova?"

This poor translator

 

[KNT]

Jamala FEWMIN'.

 

[Una Kratz Per San Marino]

Is that OUR JULIA hosting?

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

SOLD!

 

[win_the_game]

Absolutely here for Ukraine sending this.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Quite LIVING for Angelina Jolie feat. the villagers of Xena's tribe

 

[KNT]

Love the pipe. Love the chorus. Love the decision to look like a STAR but dress her backing singers as PEASANTS

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Who was that? That BANGED THE HAUS DOWN!

 

[win_the_game]

Jamala has really mastered the art of the BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh dear. And this was going so well.

 

[KNT]

I suspect he wasn't really playing that guitar.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

He looks very coke bloated Bowie.

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It’s time

 

[C’est la VoR]

Big favourites coming up next...

 

[KNT]

I know these two have had some BLAZING ROWS in smoking areas in their time.

 

[win_the_game]

I should use the phrase "absorbed like mother's milk" more often

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

This is FANTASTIC

 

[KNT]

Oh no she's started rapping

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

She NAILED THE RAP VERSE!

 

[win_the_game]

This is so winning. It's head and shoulders above everything else so far.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

12455/10

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

RUNNERS-UP CAPITAL CITY 2025

 

[auretz]

It seems like the obvious choice so far, the jury have scuppered Jerry in the past though

 

[C’est la VoR]

It's going to take something massive to derail that at Eurovision...

 

[auretz]

The endless talking preparing us for San Remo next week

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I know these two have had some BLAZING ROWS in smoking areas in their time.

CRYING!

 

[Soldi Elektronike]

It's going to take something massive to derail that at Eurovision...

Imagine if Olly’s song lives up to the hype and we end up finishing second to them again

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

I see Melvin's in her dip-dyed flaxen-haired twink era.

 

[auretz]

Melovin has come out as both gay and diabetic since 2018 not sure which is the bigger struggle

 

[win_the_game]

Melovin is looking well despite her TERMINAL ILLNESS.

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Melovin has come out as both gay and diabetic since 2018 not sure which is the bigger struggle

You mean he WASN'T out when he did that 'breastfed on Marilyn Manson and The Fame Monster' stage presentation for Under the Ladder?!

 

[auretz]

I wonder if that top is going to be hit by some lights, Dotter-style

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Is anyone else getting light JO CALDERONE energy?

 

[win_the_game]

Good lord at that Jimmy Somerville falsetto

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

Good lord at that Jimmy Somerville falsetto

QUEEN!

 

[win_the_game]

I wonder if that top is going to be hit by some lights, Dotter-style

YES!

 

[La Peneloupée monte le son]

KYIV GAY BAR 2025!

 

[Madison]

Can we send this please, but with a Jerry Heil verse shoehorned in?

What a touching tribute to that statue in Lviv.