United Kingdom 2022: Sam Ryder - SPACE MAN

[Soldi]

#6 for BIG SAM this week

 

[Alla]

Oh wow that's amazing, surely he can't have that many sales this week, which means it's mostly streaming

 

[Soldi]

I wish that Jubilee concert was a tad earlier (it’s on the 4th isn’t it?) as surely he’d have had a good shot of sneaking back into the top five next Friday.

 

[Alias #23]

#6 for BIG SAM this week

I may have just had an excitable weep while watching that video on YouTube of R SAM getting all those DOUZES

 

[lolly]

Oh wow that's amazing, surely he can't have that many sales this week, which means it's mostly streaming

He's been #1 or #2 on itunes all week, so although I don't know how it breaks down in terms of total sales yet, but the position is certainly still heavily supported by pure sales.

 

[Soldi]

I may have just had an excitable weep while watching that video on YouTube of R SAM getting all those DOUZES

Oh that run of 10s and 12s from Ukraine up to Belgium is about five minutes of UTTER EUPHORIA

 

[Alla]

He's been #1 or #2 on itunes all week, so although I don't know how it breaks down in terms of total sales yet, but the position is certainly still heavily supported by pure sales.

Oh right! I thought sales were really low these days and it was mostly streaming, good for him.

 

[Soldi]

Oh that run of 10s and 12s from Ukraine up to Belgium is about five minutes of UTTER EUPHORIA

I imagine @Alla feels the same when Spain ran away with it at the start

 

[Alla]

I imagine @Alla feels the same when Spain ran away with it at the start

I was replying to you about it the feeling is the same, after so many years getting EIGHT 12s was just insane, and 3 in a row for the booty hypnotic Chanel was just too much, I've lost count of the number of "what's your favourite 12" polls. Well, ALL OF THEM

Also our first 12 from Sweden ever, I still can't believe it.

 

[ButterTart]

I was replying to you about it the feeling is the same, after so many years getting EIGHT 12s was just insane, and 3 in a row for the booty hypnotic Chanel was just too much, I've lost count of the number of "what's your favourite 12" polls. Well, ALL OF THEM

Also our first 12 from Sweden ever, I still can't believe it.

The endorsement from Sweden is a special moment. We got 6 or 8 off them and I still feel like we made it

 

[Kratz]

Oh that run of 10s and 12s from Ukraine up to Belgium is about five minutes of UTTER EUPHORIA

....attribut à Royaume Uni

 

[Alla]

after so many years getting EIGHT 12s was just insane

I meant getting any 12, our record was 4, god knows in what decade I guess Sam has to be literally everywhere there like Chanel is here.

 

[Alias #23]

Oh that run of 10s and 12s from Ukraine up to Belgium is about five minutes of UTTER EUPHORIA

OH GOD YES. Apart from that 4 from ESTHONIA. I blame @OutSynk but I’m in the cupboard and he’s going to GET IT

 

[Kratz]

And let's not forget Greece giving Sam nothing!

I take it all back Stefania (who needed some bronzer and a bra) - your green screen was terrible!

 

[Soldi]

And let's not forget Greece giving Sam nothing!

I take it all back Stefania (who needed some bronzer and a bra) - your green screen was terrible!

Croatia are the WORST! Nothing from the jury or televote! CUNTS

 

[Alias #23]

And let's not forget Greece giving Sam nothing!

I take it all back Stefania (who needed some bronzer and a bra) - your green screen was terrible!

Oh I’d forgotten all about that misdemeanour AND I’ve just boosted the Greek economy by purchasing some pretend Greek items in Lidl, all of which I am now going to BIN

 

[Alias #23]

Croatia are the WORST! Nothing from the jury or televote! CUNTS

DISGUSTING

Which famous Croatians can we turn against please?

 

[Soldi]

DISGUSTING

Which famous Croatians can we turn against please?

JACQUES HOUDEK

 

[Kratz]

Croatia are the WORST! Nothing from the jury or televote! CUNTS

I note all the countries which gave Sam televote ZEROES were ex-Yugoslav states (conspiracy...? )

 

[OutSynk]

OH GOD YES. Apart from that 4 from ESTHONIA. I blame @OutSynk but I’m in the cupboard and he’s going to GET IT

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[ButterTart]

DISGUSTING

Which famous Croatians can we turn against please?

I've just Googled famous Croatians and found out there aren't any because they're all so shit and graceless they don't deserve celebrity.

 

[Alias #23]

JACQUES HOUDEK

Never liked him anyway. FINE BY ME

I now feel significantly less sad for the Croatian bint who didn’t qualify this year. In fact I hope the bus took ten days to get her home and she arrived to find her caravan burnt down

 

[Alla]

Croatia are the WORST! Nothing from the jury or televote! CUNTS

I don't know if it was the same for UK people but here it was something like "ONLY 5 POINTS?? FUCK YOU XXX!!" when any other year we would have KILLED for a 5

 

[Alias #23]

 

[Alias #23]

I don't know if it was the same for UK people but here it was something like "ONLY 5?? FUCK YOU XXX!!" when any other year we would have KILLED for a 5

It was EXACTLY the same

Four? DIE NOW!

 

[Alias #23]

Getting NOTHING from CERTAIN COUNTRIES was especially galling even though we’re obviously used to THAT happening for the entire duration of the voting YEAR IN YEAR OUT

 

[Alla]

Yeah, it was like if every single country had to give you points, I wonder if that ever happened in the jury+televote era, surely it has to be very rare.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't know if it was the same for UK people but here it was something like "ONLY 5 POINTS?? FUCK YOU XXX!!" when any other year we would have KILLED for a 5

Yep, Graham even said something similar when someone gave us 3. 'Any other year we'd be over the moon with that'.

 

[Alias #23]

I note all the countries which gave Sam televote ZEROES were ex-Yugoslav states (conspiracy...? )

They only like songs which sound like they’re played backwards. Also, no FRULA OR DIPLE means NO POINTS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Seeing the vitriol pouring out at people who didn't give the UK points is making me very nervous for the Moopyvision reveals

 

[Soldi]

I don't know if it was the same for UK people but here it was something like "ONLY 5 POINTS?? FUCK YOU XXX!!" when any other year we would have KILLED for a 5

There were AUDIBLE BOOS at the bar we were at if we received anything below a SIX.

 

[Alias #23]

Seeing the vitriol pouring out at people who didn't give the UK points is making me very nervous for the Moopyvision reveals

 

[ButterTart]

Seeing the vitriol pouring out at people who didn't give the UK points is making me very nervous for the Moopyvision reveals

I will, of course, respect everyone's right to their opinion and won't let it colour my opinion of such terrible, terrible bastards.

 

[Alla]

There were AUDIBLE BOOS at the bar we were at if we received anything below a SIX.

As it should be.

 

[Alias #23]

I will, of course, respect everyone's right to their opinion and won't let it colour my opinion of such terrible, terrible bastards.

I won’t say a word but I’ve got my voodoo pins at the ready

 

[ButterTart]

I won’t say a word but I’ve got my voodoo pins at the ready

I've made a doll with an extra long neck just in case.

 

[Alias #23]

Anything less than ten GETS IT

 

[Alla]

There were AUDIBLE BOOS at the bar we were at if we received anything below a SIX.

Also I thought you might have got tickets for the final, I hope you had for the jury final which is exactly the same.

 

[Alias #23]

Yes, why didn’t GRUPPO TORINO get tickets for the final? I wondered that at the time. Sold out? Too pricey?

 

[Soldi]

Also I thought you might have got tickets for the final, I hope you had for the jury final which is exactly the same.

We were at the first semi live (and live on the telly after Ukraine ) and the second semi jury.