Tisch-nel (as in Tinsel)
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It's Adele
Busy next MayAre the Fast Food Rockers available?
NO!Would anyone like to see Bonnie Langford as the UK's entry for 2024?
We'd all be lucky to have such a LEGENDARY HOOFER representing us on stage, particularly if she gave us some classic ear-splitting Melanie Bush screamingWould anyone like to see Bonnie Langford as the UK's entry for 2024?
I'd thought it was presented as a longer-term partnership? Or was that the previous one that was swiftly dropped after Embers flopped?They did say they only stayed on this year because we were hosting it, so not wholly unexpected, and also if the BBC actually pull their finger out then they don't necessarily NEED them in the first place. It's not like they actually provided artists or songwriters from their own roster.
I think that was Sony / BMGI'd thought it was presented as a longer-term partnership? Or was that the previous one that was swiftly dropped after Embers flopped?
Come on, credit where credit is due. Mae gave the BBC their second best placing in the last 5 years!They hardly got it THAT right this year I MEAN COME ON
Or better yet, Moldovan
Perhaps they're planning for a Melodifestivalen style pre-selection?
Or even better, Sanremo
Hours of appalling shit repeated NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!
Yes it needs to be as DREARY as possibleHuman wallpaper Tess Daly to host please.
Third day will net tantalizing headlines such as:Human wallpaper Tess Daly to host please.
Maybe she’ll fancy it up with a brooch for extra coverageThird day will net tantalizing headlines such as:
Tess Daly shows off never-ending legs in white mini skirt on family holiday with Vernon Kay
The couple were joined by their two daughters on the Californian getawaywww.hellomagazine.com
Or even better, Sanremo
Hours of appalling shit repeated NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!
PITSEA would be nice and everyone can fly into LONDON SOUTHEND AIRPORTYes please though only if it's hosted in one of our glamorous seaside resorts like the Italians do. Maybe the JAYWICK FESTIVAL.
I really don’t think there is anything to worry about. We won’t be going to back to ‘Your Country Needs You’ anytime soon.
Unless it involves Michelle Gayle in which case YAY
At THIS time of life?Unless it involves Michelle Gayle in which case YAY