VANESSA FELTZ UPDATES

[supermassive]

She'd get more with less overheads just doing vlogs on Youtube.

 

[Mugatu]

The show is utterly dreadful, but to V's credit, her body looks snatched. She knows this might be her last chance before she gets banished to GB News like Anne Diamond.

Didn't the execrable Steph's Packed Lunch record ZERO viewers at some point? Her head is still above water. Maybe she could invite some of the deranged lunatics ringing up into the studio to really liven things up.

 

[Rita]

Is this all she does now? I thought she still had a radio show somewhere? I’m not sure why she left Radio 2. Surely not for THIS?

 

[straightorbroken]

I am more shocked LW gets that much. Vanessa's format is painful small talk for an hour - get a grip V.

 

[Alex]

Is this all she does now? I thought she still had a radio show somewhere? I’m not sure why she left Radio 2. Surely not for THIS?

She's got a show on LBC, never lets the callers speak and talks utter shite. Replaced the far superior Sangita Myska

 

[Rita]

I somehow expected Loose Women to get more than that. Not even a million is poor even for daytime on ITV, no?

 

[straightorbroken]

Considering how dismal the soaps are these days, I thought it was pretty hefty. I do know nothing though I must confess

 

[Rita]

Considering how dismal the soaps are these days, I thought it was pretty hefty. I do know nothing though I must confess

Our television ratings correspondent @lolly to confirm.

 

[lolly]

Loose Women?

No episodes in the top 50 ITV programmes this week so less than 817k.

One episode of Lorraine made it in at #48 with 822k.

 

[Rita]

Loose Women?

No episodes in the top 50 ITV programmes this week so less than 817k.

One episode of Lorraine made it in at #48 with 822k.

Yes. The article on the first page said it got 686k viewers and I thought that was also quite woeful even for daytime.

 

[Halli]

it must have a decent share of the timeslot though to still be on?

 

[straightorbroken]

Vanessa needs to get her showbiz friends on and just gossip for an hour. This will not last without seriously switching it up.

 

[lolly]

it must have a decent share of the timeslot though to still be on?

I imagine it probably does.

Plus it's cheap, lazy TV lapped up by people with an astonishing lack of discernment.

 

[Halli]

Plus it's cheap, lazy TV lapped up by people with an astonishing lack of discernment.

SorB AGOG

 

[straightorbroken]

SorB AGOG

Are we talking Loose Women? Because I'm not much of a viewer at all.

Married At First Australian is my binge fodder these days.

 

[Finn]

The YouTube numbers for this are also shocking (v pleasing to see that under a thousand people have watched Vanessa interviewing TERFY Sharron Davies).

I found this is quite a fun watch though. Vanessa and superstar guest Claire Sweeney riding the zeitgeist with a tell-all interview about their time on Celebrity Big Brother 23 years ago:



The way neither clip shown features Claire

 

[Halli]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not even TWO WEEKS IN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Unless it's a terribly dull April fools, but who has the time or inclination to check?

 

[Finn]

Yes it's that. Post-midday too, so not working ON ANY LEVEL

 

[straightorbroken]

I have it on series link, but haven't dipped in since Claire. I got the feeling Vanessa was over-egging how friendly they really are - when describing their night out Claire reeled it in by saying it wasn't anything like Vanessa had just described at all.

The highlight of every episode I've seen is Vanessa staring into the camera for a second before saying "come have lunch with me". Someone needs to compile them.

Disappointed the guest host wasn't Dame Liz. The mess that would have been