ButterTart
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A white Norwegian singing in a cod Jamaican accent? Obviously, this is a firm YES from me but I recognise that it is, in fact, absolute shit.
The answer really has to be something devoid of all value whatsoever like “Going To The Movies”:
@ButterTart reminded me of how awful Michelle Gayle’s U Got Me is - I’m sorry but how is this a song, it’s like a collection twenty-five ideas thrown into a blender
Py Bäckman - Magisk Stjärna is one of the most self-indulgent pieces of garbage I’ve heard at Melodifestivalen. What a front!
Kwanzaa - Lovin’ Your Feen - I actually do quite like this but thought it was worth mentioning because of its legendary ‘worst ever’ status
Double Date - An Email to Berlin , from Dutch national final 1999.
I am kind of obsessed with turn of the century pop about technology, and combined with zero vocal talent but 100% enthusiasm, you get this masterpiece. LOVE the women in the audience at the end who refuse to clap
This was one of the two favourites (with Marlayne) TO WIN pre-show.
Why does that sound so familiar to me?
The temptation is to say something like “Dancing In Heaven (Orbital Be-Bop)”:
But the title alone means it clearly doesn’t qualify.
The answer really has to be something devoid of all value whatsoever like “Going To The Movies”:
These two. The first is the most flaccid pop song I've ever heard, performed by someone who had his larynx removed at birth and just never realised. The second is somehow both turgid AND irritating to the point of distraction, and is a masterclass in how not to present a song.
Obviously, That Sounds Good to Me, Suus and Telemoveis are the absolute nadir of Eurovision and music in general, but I refuse to dignify those shit-smeared heaps of CUNT with a stream so I won't be posting links.
But it would take a lot for a modern day entry to beat the horror that is MAID - Freaks . This song was one of the 3 choices for the U.K. in 2019 because someone at the BBC really pushed for it to be included.
My heart beats one, two, three HELLO
Oh yes. Plus this:Was that the year Cry On My Shoulder was robbed?