C’est la VoR
Take it or leave it
North: Oslo or Stockholm? (I think Oslo is slightly further North)
South: Crete (Just shitty Malia though, barely counts)
East: Sofia, but 24 hours from now it'll be Kyiv
West: Embarassingly enough I think it's Cornwall...
North: Still Oslo
South: Jerusalem
East: Also Jerusalem
West: Lisbon