Your Top Monday of... 2021

[GNL]

It has recently come to my attention that I HATE Mondays.

 

[octophone]

You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism.

 

[octophone]

MORNING.

 

[Alex]

Add in that it is SO COLD and is unbearable

 

[octophone]

It is absolutely baltic out there. Which reminded me that I need new gloves.

 

[COB]

You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism.

And/or love lasagna.

 

[GNL]

You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism.

This is true.

 

[Diddy]

Monday is a construct, tear it apart

 

[big ron]

I fucking love lasagne

 

[Diddy]

I hate flicking a bogey in the toilet when you’re sitting there, and for some reason it sticks to the porcelain like concrete.
It even survived a bleaching!

 

[jyxz]

I hate flicking a bogey in the toilet when you’re sitting there, and for some reason it sticks to the porcelain like concrete.
It even survived a bleaching!

Anal bleaching?

 

[Kate]

I hate flicking a bogey in the toilet when you’re sitting there, and for some reason it sticks to the porcelain like concrete.
It even survived a bleaching!

God, just eat them like a normal person

 

[Diddy]

God, just eat them like a normal person

If it’s crusty I might

 

[octophone]

Well, that's me got the DRY BOAK. Cheers!

 

[COB]

People who pick their nose and wipe it on the walls of toilet cubicles - worse than Atilla the Hun? New Moopy poll COMING SOON.

 

[Mats]

Add in that it is SO COLD and is unbearable

it's freezing but beautiful here! haven't seen the sun for weeks

 

[big ron]

Its crisp and bright here, and because we are all at home isolating with the heating on the house feels rather festive.

Might order some mince pies off deliveroo.

 

[RJN]

Good morning. It is not my top Monday of 2021, but I only have to work 3 days this week, so its not the worst

 

[Diddy]

People who pick their nose and wipe it on the walls of toilet cubicles - worse than Atilla the Hun? New Moopy poll COMING SOON.

For the record that’s SNOT what I do

 

[Beverley]

The weather is actually stun.

I have nothing more to contribute.

 

[GNL]

Well, that's me got the DRY BOAK. Cheers!

DRY BOAK react please @Moderator squad-erator.

 

[GNL]

Trying to eat noodles in a WHITE TURTLENECK. How does Geri Hornet do it?

 

[Beverley]

Oh, I’m going to my first gig in yonks tonight and I’m v excited. It’s an artist with some ethnic flavour so it’s going to be ace.

 

[Beverley]

Trying to eat noodles in a WHITE TURTLENECK. How does Geri Hornet do it?

Pix?

 

[octophone]

Trying to eat noodles in a WHITE TURTLENECK. How does Geri Hornet do it?

Hangs upside down, as usual.

 

[Kate]

DRY BOAK react please @Moderator squad-erator.

Too good for is it now

 

[Lucille]

Well I’m feeling MISERABLE today, thankfully I’m seeing the EVER JOYFUL Molchat Doma tonight which I’m sure will cheer me up.

 

[Mats]

I've been working from home today

as in not working at all

 

[Kate]

Well I’m feeling MISERABLE today, thankfully I’m seeing the EVER JOYFUL Molchat Doma tonight which I’m sure will cheer me up.

ME TOO! FIRST TIME, SO EXCITED

 

[Mats]

missed them by a week I see

 

[Beverley]

Should I listen to them?

 

[Kate]

Well you've heard this one which DIDN'T DO NEARLY AS WELL AS IT FUCKING SHOULD HAVE YOU CUNTS in ButterTart's Worldvision ASFM

 

[Kate]

Keeping my beady eyes out for a Lucille. Lots of twinks. They loved the support act.

 

[Lucille]

Keeping my beady eyes out for a Lucille. Lots of twinks. They loved the support act.

They were AWFUL!

 

[Lucille]

The support band not the twinks!

 

[GinAg (39)]

Fuck me this new house is struggling to stay warm in this temperature dip.

Mind you, if the cunt letting agents would get round to putting up the curtain rails we requested in AUGUST it wouldn't be so bad.

 

[GinAg (39)]

 

[Kate]

SPASIBA!!!

DEAD!!!

 

[Lucille]

What a SHOW!!!

 

[Kate]

ACTUAL GAY COMA at Discotheque.